[Dental Corps] Statement regarding Deer

Day 2,174, 19:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds



Dear Lithuania and Latvia,

It appears you have regions we desire. It's long been a dream of the eUK to hold onto a bonus of 80/60 and you and your little mate, Latvia now stand in our way of making this dream a reality. So be the better ally and allow us Jamtland Harjedalen.

We understand that you would like to get your dirty mitts on the oil bonuses contained in either Vestlandet or Trondelag, regions that we hold or will hold in the very near future. This presents a problem. The eUK Congress and the Military Units contained in our great nation will not be giving up our newly conquered Scandinavian regions. We are here to stay for the foreseeable future, with one eye looking at them lovely Deer regions. So your pipe dream of Oil bonuses won't be bearing fruit any time soon.


One of us is set to lose...



Now we are not a horrible bunch over here, so we give you two options. Options you should consider very carefully. There can only be one winner in all this and by golly, it'll be eUK one way or another... We could play dirty and start the RW in the Deer region ourselves, tank it free and then have our very own DC Congressmen press the NE button before your own guys can. Instead, we give you a chance to play smart...


We're not holding the Oil to ransom, honest...



Option 1

The safe option, option number one consists of Latvia RWing Jamtland Harjedalen back to Sweden, we will then NE the Swedes and bask in 80/60 bonuses. All our MPP's are kept intact and we go back to being buddies, slapping down Finland together.

This is the favourable option for all parties involved.


Option 2

You NE us and try to take em by force. The eUK is bored as hell due to the reign of Bohemond4 and this would stir up an otherwise boring term. Our countries are of similar size and power and a fun battle would surely ensue. No hard feelings will be held and once the bonuses are in the hands of either side, hostilities will be ceased. Only real drawback being that you would lose your TWO MPP's.

We don't mind this option either...



So, our Baltic friends, the choice is yours... you wont be getting the Oil regions without us taking a Deer region for at least a month.



Give it to us or NE us. There can only be one winner!


Yours Sincerely


Royal Army Dental Corps




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