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[Dental corps]Celebrating Top Blokes

Day 2,409, 11:34 • Published in United Kingdom

• by The Vagabonds

Many moons ago, a great injustice was committed by a despicable (but devilishly handsome) member of the royal family.

From the collection ‘People I want to bone’, by Iain Keers

This muggins desecrated and defiled the True Patriot rankings of the eUK by unashamedly taking advantage of our beloved admins and used the Christmas rewards to perform infinite tanking. Using disgusting methods like this, this cretin unfairly took the number 5 spot on the eUK rankings despite sworn testimony by one Chazbeard (Captain) that “He’s a right tosser”.Fortunately, one patriotic bear saw it his duty to fight the real injustice in our society and showed what’s what around these parts.

From the collection ‘People I probably wouldn’t survive boning’, by Iain Keers

Paulus G a quite nice bloke (for a bear) has done some pretty killer amounts of damage for the eUK recently and broke the 17 billion damage mark today, taking number 5 in the all time True Patriot rankings for the UK. If there’s one thing that we here in the Royal Army Dental Corps love, it’s pointing out people that are vastly superior to the common peasantry. With that in mind, we’d like to ~~look proper good in public~~ take some time to thank Paulus for his contributions to the country and for not being a flashy prick about it.

Seen here, flashing his ‘Dental Corps Medal For Being Good And Stuff

And don’t worry scumbag, still slightly musky from his deep foray into TUP to bring the best congress list that the eUK has ever seen, mwc, saviour of eUK and beacon of hope to all will be along to humiliate you again shortly.

Some much needed change is coming...

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