[Dental Corps] BigAnt, We Challenge You!
Day 2,422, 11:13
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by The Vagabonds
Dear BigAnt
We here at the Dental Corps HQ are recognised by many in the eUK as the voice of the common man, the purveyors of justice and the righters of wrongs. As such, we feel it well within our right to offer you the chance to put your money where your mouth is.
It's a well known fact that a great deal of the population are unhappy with the decision to reintroduce the lesser spotted failed National MU back into the wilds of the eUK. Many people are worried and rightly so, of the damage it will cause to the habitat of our own indigenous MU's.
The National MU is a rare sight not seen for many a year in the eUK and for very good reasons...
The Dental Corps will not sit back and allow our privately funded MU's to go the way of the red squirrel.
This is why we come to you today, BigAnt. We offer you, in a very uncharacteristic like way of DC, the chance to settle this problem once and for all in a peaceful and amicable way.
No B*tching
No Bawing
No PTO's
Just two men (or ladies) going toe to toe for 3 rounds.
BigAnt, we the DC, on behalf of the common eUKer, do hereby challenge you to a Rock Paper Scissor duel.
Are you man or mouse BigAnt?
Date and Time: Saturday 12th July 9pm (time is flexible, just let us know when you can)
Venue: #eUK
Rules: Best of three
Standard eUK IRC RPS rules.
Venue: #eUK
Rules: Best of three
Standard eUK IRC RPS rules.
Once and for all, we can finally put this nonsense to bed. Should the DC Champion win, we call for the idea of the National MU scrapped, should your champion defeat DC then you are free to push ahead with your ill conceived idea safe in the knowledge that DC will not stand in your way.
Do you accept our Challenge?
Yours sincerly,
Royal Army Dental Corps
Yours sincerly,
Royal Army Dental Corps
To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps
Don't join until you're approved...
Oh wait, you can't!
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ohhh, BigAnt, you've been called out. Better accept and face our champion, or lose face before the entire nation.
I accept this Challenge!
Ready your Champion!
You won't stop until this becomes a national tournament will ya?
Still, closest we'll get to a scrap on eRep so FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHT
FIST
Who's umpire?
the crowd in #eUK, can't be more fairer than a mix of supporters overseeing us doing it by the book.
I here BigAnt supports gingivitis as well.
God those DC chaps are jolly old fellows settling like this in a gentlemanly fashion.
Huzzah!
I say. This chappy seems impartial; he should referee the match!
I totally agree good sir, impartial just so happens to be my middle name
This should be a momentous showdown!
RPS the Sport of the Gods
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Nothing will change. You need to use a rock and a hard place.
http://global3.memecdn.com/rock-paper-scissors_o_428958.jpg
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this one dont work you noob!
http://www.transformer-ivan.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rock_paper_scissors.jpg * hope this is better Wayne
Showdown of the century. Freedom, liberty and justice on the line.
Look at you thinking freedom, liberty and justice are real. You been too close to those loony Americans jammy
Screw the dentist the national MU is a terrible idea win,lose or draw
Screw the Dentists?
Is this the way you treat your saviours?
Sometimes I wonder why we even bother....
What are you saving me from?
/me worships at the DC shrine to make up for Spygon's blasphemy
This is what I like to see guys! Good ole challenge
Brilliant!
Hahahahaha, excellent.