Daily Agony - its a StickUp :D

Day 1,421, 06:33 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin

This just in, An old frail lady this morning did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car namely Josh Whitehead, Arqam, kuckuck and Luc Praetor and the boys were having a blast blowing vuvuzela's and singing Sankalewa.

In an act of desperation she dropped her shopping bags and "Walla!!" she drew out a hugh hugh double barrow handgun with infrared and "heat seeking bullets", (heat seeking bullets would be soo cool 😃)


She then proceeded to scream at the boys at the top of her lungs in the meanest voice the boys ave ever heard, she said "Mxxxxxxm i know how to use it and will blow your heads together now now so.... Get out of MY fucking dumb car !"



The 4 boys didn't wait around for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad, where upon the old lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the drivers seat.


then she realizes a Small problem: Her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked four or five spaces further down.


She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station were one of our daily agony reporters run into her and found the sergeant that she told the story to, nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter where 4 pale visibly shaken males with Josh Whitehead being the vocal one of the 4 it did not hold back any tears as they were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly, white woman.


The Quad eventually dropped all the charges this afternoon.