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Hey guys!
I decided to post a weekly rant! HUZZAH!
Simply for fun, though also to target both eRepublik incidents and real-life issues at hand.
[CWR] Obviously stands for Cookie's Weekly Rant, DUH!

So let's get started on a subject that gets all Australians pissed.

Centrelink

Centrelink is by far the worst Australian Government funded Agency in the history of.. well.. Australia!
Not only do they make you wait 30+ minutes to talk to someone, they simply decide to hang up on you mid-call more often than you think!

Trying to transition to a payment or even report your income is hard to do!
Yet, they're funding people for having babies..
People whom live a lifestyle not suitable for children are getting paid roughly $500 a fortnight per child. Now, that's excluding the baby bonus and all the other extra benefits they receive.

People are getting put on disability pensions for having a broken toe.
Seriously.. a broken toe wouldn't stop you working, unless you were a professional sports person.

I myself am on a 3 year waiting list for a specialist to get my back looked at and possibly operated on. So what does Centrelink do? They put me on Youth Allowance (Im 21 in July) and start paying me $240 a fortnight DESPITE 3 doctors stating I've literally no capacity to work due to chronic back pain.

Of course, Centrelink gives no care and thus brings them to the Headline of my first weekly rant.

Moving on though, brings me to my next rant;

Lancer450

HOW the hell do you get 1,500 Subs on your article?
That's just absolutely awesome and sad at the same time!

You manage to fit time in to collect subscribers for your newspaper after you give me my daily soap bath and manicure ❤

But seriously, lancer450 deserves some love, let him know 🙂.

CyberCasper

You know what this is.. you cheese eating hooker >:l

Bananas

Ever tried to open a banana whilst on your bike?
Well DON'T! It's fricken hard and 5 times out of 6 you will drop your banana. On the 6th try, you'll find a tree where your face was.

I like banana's and whatnot, though you know those stringy parts that come off when you peel it? Then you end up eating it and it gives you the sudden feeling of hair in your mouth? HAH! I HATE that feeling.

Seriously, have a banana every day bitches!

So, my weekly rant wasn't long, though it will be next time!

if you have any suggestions or any of your OWN rants that you'd like to be published, feel free to message me in-game.


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Oh yes, and before I forget;
This was my dessert last night with my dice pipe



THANKS!

- MrCooke