[Croatian MoFA] ¡Wellcome Turkish compadres! ¡Viva la Brotherhood!

Day 1,489, 02:11 Published in Spain Spain by OutSmarter


¡ORALE CUATES! Today, in this absolutely official statement, we the croasanis are proud to announce that we've got a new leaf on our tree.

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

This is a CLEAR win for EDEN, not because of their damage which is going to be spent in our eternal war with Serbia pendejos cuz that's something we never cared about, but because of FRIENDSHIP. FRIENDSHIP between Croatia and Turkey, FRIENDSHIP between Greece and Turkey and FRIENDSHIP between Bulgaria and Turkey.

We've got now one of the best allies we could have on the Alliance.

Turkey stands for HONOUR.
Turkey stands for LOYALTY.
Turkey stands for RACIONALISM.
Turkey stands for SERENITY.
Turkey stands for blackmailing HQs, stealing their bro's resources and attacking their own allies.

Now, a message to our greek and bulgarian foes. Andale compadres, you can (and you must) forget all your past, and walk in a NEW WAY to the complete destruction of Serbia, something we NEVER EVER TRIED BEFORE.



Cuz y'all know that this Alliance stands for Brotherhood, and not just for Croasanis interests.

Hail Croatia!
Hail Turkey!
Hail Greece!
Hail Bulgaria!
Hail Croatia!
Hail Croatia!
Hail Croatia!
Hail EDEN!
Hail Croatia!