[CP] Warmongering 101

Day 1,662, 11:14 • Published in Canada Canada • by Rylde


Well as this article will be very Sperry like in excuse's and reasoning behind the lack of war I'd figure I'd open up with what I had for breakfast.

Well I had nothing because breakfast is for panzies. I'm sluggish enough in the morning without a belly full of food in me.

I also slept in my own bed after day change cause even if I'm piss drunk I always go flop there. If Booze won't keep me from bed erep sure as hell won't either.



Now onto everyone's favorite part of any presidential term, the Excuses. I sold myself to many voters on being a warmonger and bringing the country into a direct conflict.
This is not a lie and its only day 3. I just think some people expected me to immediatly start clicking buttons.

For immediate war and our current MPP's that would mean eUK and no f***in thx there as I have also told Terra. Under no circumstances unless Terra ordered will we go back there. I'll go kick in some Irish face first.

But really unless we fight UK or lose all our MPP's fighting an ally we have no immediate options.

As far for the future I have drawn up with Terra 3 likely scenario's for a war for Canada. Unfortunately all we need is time to kill while we wait for MPP's to end and or the bad guys to create a border.

Only having to discuss war with one alliance i'm guessing has made my job easier than my predessors had to go through. It was the goal behind leaving EDEN incase the longshot of my election came about.

You may go ahead and critisize me for not coming through immediately I'm totally for critisism and You'll recieve a basic 3 word response in kind.

I could have went full retard and i'm sure that was the fear as well as the expectation. But I will try to preserve all of Sperry's administrations hard work in building international friendships.

So the TLDR of it all is we'll be sitting on our asses for a week in a support role until the pieces fall into place.

I won't allow canada to sit idle any longer than that and I'll do drunken button pushing for entertainment after 1 weeks time if were just being given the run around. I can only be a submissive yes man to our alliance for so long.