[CP] So you wanna Join Canuckistan

Day 2,521, 21:44 Published in Canada Canada by Rylde


Canuckistan and Turkish NE

Canada's stealth Airstrike into Canuckistan has not gone unnoticed by larger nearby nations. We were doing as Canadian's do being bored looking for some semblance of entertainment in this game. Well we have found it now.

Turkey has shown a desire to join our Canuckistan colony. There is of course only one catch to them joining Canuckistan. They desire to be bested in honorable combat before they are willing to make there territories our own. We must do our best to oblige them.

The main members of my cabinet spent 3hrs no joking discussing plans and back up plans on IRC tonite. We have planned the best possible defence for our foreign holdings that a nation ranked #34 can against #6 in the eWorld.

I will of course not tip our hand here at all just know I haven't played this game this long to not be prepared.



Shadow enemies


Well I was elected for an entertaining month and I'm not gonna lie your going to get it. Once war machine gets going crazy sh1t happens not so disimiliar to last months FYROM's AS and Chile invasion.

Word is secretly spreading were being targeted for an enemy AS along side Turkeys NE. I won't name nations but only have one thing to say.

What ya waiting for?

You can crash and burn anytime you feel ready.

Canada does not bend nor does it give up.

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Emergency Defence Reserve

When you have been playing the game a long time like I have through a drunken haze sometimes a person you forgot about unexpectedly comes to you with interesting intel. Know this, we'll be watching.

Were in for some heavy battles soon and I want to be ready to do twofold. Defence of our foreign Alamo while preparing for invasion on our soil.

I'm offering 5 plato packs for 2k cc per spot up to 100 spots. You can only be chosen once but can buy more than one spot. There's a very good chance we will need these funds. My cabinet has already mobilized everything we got and were gonna need more.

This is what you wanted eCanada so give me the tools to try and win.

Also taking emergency Q7 tank reserves from those who offered. Sh1ts gonna hit the fan and they fuel Mercs.

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