[CP] Red Alert, Raise Shields!

Day 2,756, 19:25 • Published in Canada Canada • by Xichael

Disclaimer: Not an actual indication of the state of the treasury

To start, I would like to thank everyone who came out and voted for me on the 5th. I was given a very strong mandate and I intend to move forward with confidence. All three of my major campaign goals are in the process of being implemented as we speak. Some of the goals are being implemented by us, but one may be acting upon us.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnHb2jnbpo
Some ambience for your reading pleasure, I am approaching 23 minutes myself as I write this

This game wouldn't be fun without your government putting the fear of god into you about all manners of nasty threats we have to deal with. So to elaborate on the excellent work of the Ministry of Propaganda Education, I will detail the threat we face now.

Thedillpickl, my current PM and right-hand man, is taking a trip to FYROM. He successfully liberated the FYROMULANS from the cruel chains of dictatorship. This has caused the FYROMULANS to threaten to enter the neutral zone and invade our beloved Federation eCanada. We have been threatened with a coup, and working with the FYROMULANS in the past, I take the threat very seriously. Thedillpickl is acting completely on his own initiative in FYROM and has received no government backing of any sort. From my understanding, he has dissolved most of his assets and he's paying them a visit because of the hell they caused him during his term as CP (I was there, it was an ugly situation). Therfore, I can understand Dill's motives and as far as i'm concerned it's private business between him and FYROM.

Despite this, the FYROMULAN leadership holds the entire community of eCanada responsible and has threatened to destroy us in no uncertain terms. As a result, we will be exercising caution over the next little while. However, if FYROM wants a fight I can say I would be glad to give them one. We have been itching for a good scrap for a while now and one may have just fallen into our lap. I can think of no greater enemy for us to face off against than our treacherous adversaries that took advantage of our weakness in the face of Croatian assault to carve out a little nest in our beloved country not too long ago.

I ask that all eCanadians be on high alert for suspicious MU activity and if you notice anything or have any other information report it IMMEDIATELY to the Ministry of Defence so we can investigate. As well, count your energy bars and stock your weapons, we may be in for one hell of a fight if the FYROMIANS rage does not subside.

On a lighter note, if the FYROMIANS do calm down, we have other contingencies in place to ensure we will have some form of war. Here at the government, we're committed to keeping you in a state of fear and panic for your own good happy and satisfied. It is our pleasure to serve.

See you on the front-lines eventually,

Xichael out.