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Dear citizens of eSwitzerland,
I have a lot of topics to go through in this article so bear with me (or sroll down to the tl;dr).

The first topic is my shout from yesterday. I think that it may sounded a bit harsh to some but i was realy pissed at this moment and needed to keep the pimphand strong (hence the title). I woke up way too late and had to go to work in a few minutes, so i checked eRep before i ran. What I had to see was that a lot of people did put down a lot of damage aginst our friends in Austria and even managed to win a mini battle. The icing on the cake was however the fact that a leading figure from my cabinet commented under the official government battle orders that we have to fight against Austria instead of for them followed up with some foul language[although i do understand the motivation of said member and it will be commented in another point of this artice]. I am used to the cold social climate here in Switzerland and i believe that noone is suprised about personal attacks from eithe one of the two opposing factions, but that the people who put me into office would go agaisnt my orders was a bit of a shock for me.
It was embarassing enough when the Austrians kept asking me why we wouldn't end the NE although they had to fight somewhere else. I felt stupid because there was no answer i could give him. If we would have won that battle as some asked for we would have completely trashed our relationship with Austria. How would you react when you lost your congress seat because someone decided to go berserk during a TW?
My alert page showed me that there have been a lot of comments to my shout, but when i came back from work i couldn't read a single one of them because eRep already deleted the shout. So if you want to share your opinion again please do so in the comments or drop me a pm.
Apparently it worked. We lost every mini battle since then and Austria already proposed peace.

As you could see from my shout i follow the SNP doctrine that considers every Swiss citizen a member of the Swiss Armed forces. Therefore every citizen is expected to follow the Civil Defence Orders. However we do not need to defend ourselves every day and therefore every citizen is free to search for a military adventure outside of the government orders. We have different military units in Switzerland. The Sons of Anarchy are a militia that came here a few weeks ago and i am impressed by their showing on the battlefield. They seem to be good people and i would like it if they would write a line or two about their group in the comments of this article (or write their own article😁). The same goes for the first Swiss military unit founded by Clifford Burns. It would be cool if he shared a few words about it (or anyone else that can give a qualified answer).
But because a country can never have too much units i founded one as well. Day 1222 of the new world is the birthday of the Swiss Guard. It will be a rather small group with clownesque avatars. There arent any weapon handouts so you should be able to suplly yourselv. Due to our good showing in the TW i am quite confident that you are able to do that. There will be a simple structure, asskicking and lulz. If that could be something for you, you should sign-up here.

Kicking ass is a good keypoint for the next part. This one goes out to F4uc0n.😁
Give Milan his money back already! It is neither your money, nor the money of the Swiss people. Hell, it is not even the money of Milan. He owes this hughes summ to another player and by remaining in your Kohl/Merkel position of sitting it out you are not only hurting him, but also your own reputation. It is not even like only the SNP and me see it this way, but even your own party coleagues share the exact same opinion (not all, but a critical mass😁).
The scond point i want to adress, is the fusion of the government money. Although i am not happy about the fact that the talks about this happened behind my back and i only got contacted after the deal did not went as expected. From what i information i gathered there have been talks between you and Walther about fusing the government accounts in the country account. The SNP said they did send all money they had but you did not. Instead you started a law to funnel the fresh money out of the country account.
To be honest i am highly sceptical of your version that the admins donated the money into the country account. From the talks i had with them, they know about our situation with two "official" national banks and two divided sets of government that use the funds from "their" bank. Btw that is the reason why Milan didn't get the money from the admins, but has to wait for you to hand it out. It is quite simple. None of the two groups are stealing the money. It is not like they grab it and run away. Although each sides likes to blame the other side as a group of thieves and PTOers, the truth is that both sides are here to stay and won't run away. It is a fucked up situation, but it is also a situation eSwitzerland arranged itself with along time ago. From time to time there are signs of cooperation and then there are times when you want to smash each others heads. I am used to this weekly change of temper, and I am sure so is the rest of eSwitzerland.
To stop my rant i'll make it short: please mail me your side of the story and i'll try to negotiate between both sides. After all that is what I am here fore (although i would prefer to lead).
And to be candi😛 the country account is the best place for the money. foreign powers dont get any money for conquering regions and we can finally put the masses of CHF to a good use by paying for MPP's. Can you imagine having a war every day? I can.

There are two realy short points left on my agenda.
You can find an interesting tpic about the moon in the eHelvetia forum that will most likely result in another referendum (this time outside of the forum to reach a broader mass and without foreigners voting).
The last one is a plea to Congress. There are no exp for voting any longer. So please stop spamming my alarm with your senseless laws at the end of your term.

'nuff said






tl;dr
-i couldn't read your comments on my shout so if you had anythin important to share drop me a pm
-every swiss citizen is a swiss soldier. so follow your orders!
-new military unit founde😛 Swiss Guard
-F4uc0n should give back Milans gold
-there is an issue with merging the governments founds
-you will find something interesting in the forum
-there are no exp for voting. stop proposing senseless laws!

-ich konnte eure kommentare zu meinem shout leider nicht lesen. falls es was wichtiges war könnt ihr mir eine pm schicken.
-jeder schweizer brüger ist ein schweizer soldat. also folgt den befehlen!
-neue militäreinheit gegründet: Schweizer Garde
-F4uc0n sollte Milan endlich sein geld wiedergeben
-es gibt da wohl ein problem mit der zusammenführung des staatsvermögens
-im eHelvetia forum gibt es eine überraschung für euch
- es gibt keine erfahrungspunkte für das abstimmen. hört endlich mit den sinnlosen proposals auf!