[CP] Help Cure Spain!
Homer J Simpson
Spain is in trouble. They don't mean to take things from smaller countries but they are suffering from an addiction that forces them to.
Luckily, it's not too late. If we can get them emergency assistance now then maybe, just maybe, we can help Spain kick this addiction and you can help.
Become a donour today and you could help turn things around for this once great nation.
The Canadian Welfare Fund has many packages for you to choose from:
Monetary - Donate cc or gold and we will use it to buy essential supplies
Tanks - This addiction is one tough mother
Food - Our volunteer assistance workers need sustenance to keep up the good work
Damage - You too can volunteer as an assistance worker and work on the front line combating this terrible affliction
Donations can be made to the following places:
Moe's Tavern
Eric's Last Chance Diner
The Blue Blood Bank
The Venerable Society
To volunteer your assistance directly simply attend your local meeting place or contact us @ #ecan.supply on the Rizon server.
All donations are tax deductable and come with the knowledge that you are making a real difference in the lives of these poor people.
This announcement is made by Homer j Simpson on behalf of the Canadian Welfare Fund
CWF, serving Canada and the world for over 5 hours
Comments
Best...Article...Ever...
Funny on so many levels.
Viva la... wait, what?
For just juan dollar a month you could save thousands of Spaniards the pain of corruption.
Think smart - Think eCanada
Donated what I could to Mr Lasts diner, I expect a fine medium rare steak and some beer soon : p
Well that was one expensive beer Moe! : D
you cant hide who you are Homer, i see that Australian 1 dollar coin!!!
No it isn't. They are just well trained moose 😛
since when do mooses hop xD
Since they were trained 😛
ahhh the wild Rock Wallaby of Paupa New Guinea
o7
~hyuu~
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
Cure Spain!
Estas de broma? Desde cuando un gobierno (o lo que se supone que es un gobierno) Pide tanques,cc...
Lol
Pues hoy es el día amigo.
Youre gonna have to speak a human language for us to understand you John
I believe the medical term is "Chronic Douchinities". A terrible, terrible affliction where you band together with other douches and compete in who can out-douche the other douches.