[CP] Hell Hath Frozen Over
Day 1,660, 11:36
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by Rylde
First of all i'd like to open with Muhahahahaahhahahahaahahaha you insignificant fools. I also consider it a clean slate from my end. Disregard all the BullS*** I spewed to get elected. That was just for benefit of the Sheep.
Second a big thx to Treian and Simon for all there help keepin me in the race as I traded positions with Nosyt. If I f*** up don't blame me Blame them or yourselves for electing a Redskin.
Lastly to the 202 people who decided to gamble on a longshot candidate with a diffrent swagger than we have all been used to. Consider yourselves lucky to have me as your leader.
To the 64.27% of the Voters who didn't vote for me I have only one thing to say. Go F*** Yourselves and enjoy the ride.
Now onto some policy
You may have woken up this morning to the streets being filled with MDP-Norse Coalition Security forces. Have no fear they are in place for your own protection during my transition to power.
If you are requested to accompany them please do so and cooperate as we believe you to be in danger and have you moved to a secure location outside of main population centers.
To all non members of the MDP-Norse-CNC-Party Avenir Quebec-RoC you will be stripped of all your lands and be compensated with pots and pans.
You will be moved to work camps around the country and be required to sleep in disease filled bedding.
To those of you that survive you will become a stronger citizen as we weed out the weak and thin the herd. Your hard work will go towards a new glory that will become eCanada.
Because I radiate class let me take this moment to announce that yes the CP chair is now a recruiting tool for the MDP.
In MDP we Trust
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This is an obvious bid for a 2nd term
I endorse this message
o7
from terrorist to leader in a few short months
you're like nelson mandela
Yeeeee and the ride begin o7
It's a good thing none of that's possible XD
Voted o7
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Captain Kushskins, I lol'd
The megalomania is strong in this one!
lolwut??
Blame me?? I did my job..... lmao
Let the fun begin!!!
"from terrorist to leader in a few short months
you're like nelson mandela"
I'm Nelson Mandella, not Rylde.
as long as there's a war somewhere involving us
And this is why, fellas, we need more villains.
Hail to the Chief.
hate him one day elect him the next.
hate him 2 days make him vp the next.
leave the game for the safety of our children one day.... active the next....
people are so fickle.
i am glad to see canada under the thumb of a dictator though!
This is funny 🙂! Can't wait to come back
Lol! I'll take it this is your "sober" article. I can't wait for your drunk one!
Hail the Empire! Hail Rylde! o7
"To the 64.27% of the Voters who didn't vote for me..."
Lolfit, even Kaz Leblanc was elected by a larger margin.
Oh sure he's hit a high note to start, but it's all downhill from here.
nipples or gtfo
Addy's comment made my day! q=
lol @ Rigour6
this is a high note in your eyes lmao. Nothing like only having to appease low expectations
It's all smooth sailing from here!
I agree with duckfuzz
the exclusion of man nipple can only mean your not as confident in your abilities as CP as you were trying to win it
nipples or impeach!
If I knew you were such a softy I would have voted for someone else.
Funny thing is that the deepest part of hell has always been thought of as frozen
9th Circle of Hell~Reserved for The Traitors (I guess that would be for us EPC folks)
http://www.wolfram.demon.co.uk/rp_dante_hell.html#circ_IX
"This Circle includes the second class of frauds, those who are traitors by means of complex or treacherous fraud or malice.The landscape here is the frozen Pool of Cocytus"
...but that's all in the past, so we should be moving on towards war or something better
All the circles of Hell hath Frozen over.
yes Plugson that sounds much better.
@ Rylde...You talk too much dude!
Well someone poured themselves a steaming hot mug of STFU here now didn't they lol
Well done Rylde...I will enjoy watching this from across the border
Now you will drink champagne instead of beer?
This is truly a great moment in eCan history. There hasn't been such an outside chance since Temubutt was elected.
Lulz...I guess my one vote did make a difference.
HeHEHEHEHEHEeeeew this is going to end bad.....
Heil My Fuhrer
Now lets get ourselves a NE and start fighting! Let's take over the world!
You've been CP for a day, where is my war?
From terrorist to leader in a few short months
you're like nelson mandela
x3
So what are you going to do with all of those shiny new buttons Rylde?
Put options in a hat and draw one out.
Current positions:
-MU Leader
-Speaker of the Legislature
-Member of Congress
-Country President
-Justice of the Supreme Court
-Master of the Pupper Dictator
Those are a lot of shiny buttons and hats to wear. Are you sure you want to keep them all, Rylde?
By becoming President he's no longer Speaker, a Congressman, or a Justice.
The rest still apply.
Muglack, you are correct from a legal standpoint, according to the Charter.
Looking at Rylde's forum masking and reading his current stance on the Speaker part, I'd say there's room for interpretation on whether he is or is not. Waiting to see how it plays out.
Surely Rylde won't keep all tho- hahahahahah
Sorry, I thought I was going to be able to say that sentence with a straight face when i started it.
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You've won my votes for the next, say, what twenty years. Heil Rylde
Dafuq ?! o.O
lol, it seems you only need a 1 year to transit from eswedish guerilla fighter to ecan cp 🙂