[CP elections] Vote for pipo lolo
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by pipo lolo
Greetings brave Cypriots,
After exhausting brainstorming with my counsil, i proposed to me to take over Cypriot administration and make things left. The decision was unanimous, all me voted yes and supported my candidacy.
So here is my plan.
Government:
CP - pipo lolo
Queen of eCY - pipo lolo
vCP - No need for vCP, democracy is overated
Prime Minister - pipo lolo
MoFA - No need for MoFA, mama told me not to talk to strangers
MoD - pipo lolo
Immigration/Internal - We don't want filthy immigrants in Cyprus so ministry will go to ARISTOMAXOS +1 to drawn them to the sea
As you can see, its an anthropocentric administration.
Plan
1) Commune system
Current commune system will stop. Its against game rules to try to find way to have cheap guns for everyone. Each in this game should pay real money to buy guns and candies and stuff so in my presidency we will play by the rules.
2) National MUs
I, will create 7 national MUs. Each Cypriot will have to be a member of each day of the week wearing MUs avatar. ex. today we all fight for the Monday MU, tomorrow for Tuesday MU etc. In that way we give the impression to foreigners that we have 7 times the man power so they all will piss their panties.
3) External policy
We will stop all negotiations, all MPPs. Nobody gives a dime for us, so we will close borders and dont give a shit for outside world.
4) Economy
Economy model is a joke. Every Cypriot must be able to produce what he needs so state will help with gold every Cypriot to build companies. If state gold is not enough, every Cypriot will have to spend real money to get stronk.
5) Operations
We will do 2 kinds of operations. Military operations with days MU and spamming - trolling operations. Each day every Cypriot will get DO and TO (trolling orders) with a pm with a list of articles he is obliged to comment trolling hard.
I hope you all see that i have the only viable plan. If you dont i will take over anyway.
Regards,
President pipo.
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Pipo Lolo for CP
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V o/
epic !
voted.
We need advanced democracies like Tayyip's democracy.
Erdogan is too democratic, thats why Turkey has problems. We will establish anarchodictatorship.
i couldnt decide panpas
morcalbok's asss
pipololola's booobs 🙁((((
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vote me and i will make marcel Queen of eCY
oq. hanny
you get my vote xdxdxd
ayip stenleyipkis, COK AYIP!
the best presentation I've read
Water packs and Mastercard ready Ω7
MoFA - No need for MoFA, mama told me not to talk to strangers
made my day asdfgfhjgf
απλός, μεστός, ουσιαστικός και ταυτόχρονα κατανοητός
γουσταρω φασισμο
θελω να ακολουθω ηγετες οχι περιοδους
Και τι ηγέτες! Είδες μπράτσα που έχω?
mi to gamas
kati tetia elege o periodos
pige 2 meres gimnastirio kai nomize oti petaxtikan oi fleves tou
Έχω >60000 strength ρε συ. Μιλάμε για μπρατσόνι όχι αστεία.
μαλακα το δικεφαλο μου σκιζει κολλητο μπλουζακι. αστα διαλα που θα πεις και για τις φλεβες μου. θα ανεβω πανω και θα νομιζεις οτι σε κυνηγαει ο ασπρος hulk
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liselibok
When I once visited Salonica Rejep came to meet me and have a beer. At first glance he thought I was a Golden Dawn member because of big muscles and he started hiding in the rubbish bins
and then you woke up hugging your little pink teddy bear
has no bear re, bears are for kdis. Now sleeps with a Ben 10 figure.
Voted ! But i want marcel's arm in the MoD.
Marcels arm is so big that we will need 2 islands to support it.
the right arm
I can secure Japan for that....
Εμένα με έπεισες , μιλάει στην καρδιά το άρθρο.Με την φωτό δάκρυσα ήταν το κερασάκι στο κοκτέιλ μου.
caps at least xdxd
i have to admit this is the best presidential candidate article i have ever read in this game
if you practice a little bit more in artistry, you are ready for the seat
Throne, not seat!