[CP] Bring it.

Day 1,401, 13:31 • Published in Australia USA • by Majester



Recently Australia regained our territories in a very confusing war. It started with Indonesia failing in its assault on Eastern Cape, Brazil who then countered and took Western Australia. While they were there, Brazil decided to do something long in the coming: return Australian regions especially since Indonesia are not inclined to pay for their use.
Its just the way they roll. The good 'ole boys from Brazil and squatters form 'Dohnesia.

For that we thank you Brazil.

The problem is, Brazil does not really want a war with Indonesia. They reluctantly auto-attacked Lesser Sunder Islands. Indonesia promptly RW Western Australia to cut them off. Brazil started to lose in LSI, and fought to lose WA to end the Natural Enemy should they lose. Indonesia gained courage and fought against the WA resistance - for Brazil. Back and forth it went. Very, very confusing with Indonesia and Brazil fighting on the same side in the resistance every now and again. The end result was a loss in LSI, WA returned to Australia, and Indonesia and Brazil nice and safe from each other with Australia as the pillow. Not comfy, but we're Aussie and can take it. And we had our land back.

But Indonesia are grumpy that their failed war on Brazil cost them Australia.

Australia are now expecting Indonesia to Natural Enemy in about a day to regain the regions they lost to Brazil and to "punish" us for allowing it to happen. 'dohnesia logic. You see, they believe our home regions are theirs to do with as they please. We exist on their sufferance. They refuse to negotiate. They refuse to give us our due. They see us. and the world. as meat puppets to do with as they wish. It is a long proud history they have. You all know that is the way they roll. Not even their 'friends' like them.

Australia do not take things laying down.

We are going to put up the fight of our lives to prevent a wipe.

We are digging deep.

We are drawing a line.

We have had enough.

We implore anyone who considers us a friend to be there in our hour of need. We ask all with a sense of justice to show when we call. This is OUR stand. We will show them exactly why you talk gently to Australia instead of forcing demands. We will show them why we are staunch allies. We are not playthings. The need a reminder.

Indonesia have never been so weak. Their economy is in turmoil and severely mismanaged - only the fat built on Australian resources bolsters the inefficiencies. They are internally divided. They barely survived against Brazil as can be seen in their panic reactions. They are the headless chicken.

We believe this is the first true chance Australia have had to put a stop to their serial rape of our people and our resources. Answer our call. Remember why you call us friend. We are always there for you. Be there for us today.

We will not go quietly into the night, but with a roar.

Kicking. Clawing. Fighting.

Fighting.

Fighting.

This land belongs to us and we will not let you take it back.

Paint your faces. Polish your guns. Bang the drums.

Bring it.

Your truly,

Prime Minister of Australia

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