[CEP] State of the Party: Emergency Press Release

Day 1,048, 17:27 Published in Canada Canada by The Canadian Empire Party
From the Desk of Kilgore Trout 89, CEP Party Elder / Former Party President

Over the last 48 hours, the CEP has undergone a serious takeover. The apparent "hacking" of Matthew Gallaugher's account resulting in the renaming of the party as "miley is god lol" and theft of the party assets are now the least of our concerns. To our knowledge, Matthew Gallaugher has betrayed the party and the in-game party is now in control of Project Mayhem. We do not know exactly what has happened or how it came to be, but what we do know is:

1) The party is in control of Project Mayhem
2) Although Rolo is currently the endorsed CP candidate, we do NOT endorse him
3) We have not yet selected a new interim President, however the Party Elders have assumed control of the forums
4) Our companies and money has been stolen
5) We have verified control of two of our orgs

There is no need to panic. Although we have lost control of the party in-game, we still have full control over the forums. All party members are asked to continue to come to the forums to keep up to date on what is going on. This party was built up from nothing and we can rebuild it. What we need right now is the support of our members. Stick around and help us rebuild the party. We can get back on track, but we need your help and support.

Please be assured that although the in-game party has been compromised, the forums and this newspaper have been secured by the Party Elders. We hope to return to regular operations ASAP and will keep you updated.