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This newspaper told you that we have spotted a few pig-gusting Possums in our borders some 2 weeks ago. Some said i was being too harsh on these eSerbia originated possums. Some said i was racist for not welcoming them with my open hands..



Well, the number of possums sweel gradually.. and soon, they all gathered in this UnhOLY PoSsuMs ShItH0l3 , with ironically called Free New Zealand party...it is the 7th political party started by kurojca, one of the early Possums . I still recalled what kurojca said in irc in those early weeks.....

kurojca (kvirc@Rizon-E14291FB.dynamic.sbb.rs) has joined #eNewZealand
kurojca: Hi all
cdv-away: 🙂 many of your countrymen want to come here
kurojca: well there were more in start
kurojca: but since the thing changed
kurojca: some of use chose to stay 🙂

Some eSerbs tried to claim that this is just a rouge militia operation...and unfortunately, some believe that. Make no mistakes my friends...this possums and ghaybian mission is endorsed and supported by the eSerbia government. Of course they will come out and deny it...I do pity some apparently genuine RL Serb who wanted to come here and play nicely - like Stojke89 , who is still a member of the unity party and spent many days debating FOR his serbians mates . Let's see how long before he turns his coat.



I have some battle crys for the ePossums though...we Kiwis are STRONG people..and your little possums won't hurt us.

Music that goes with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeYphXmGwa8

Taringa whakarongo! (Listen up now!)
Kia rite! Kia rite! (Get ready! Line up! )
Kia mau! Hi! (Hold fast! Ahhh!)
Ringa ringa pakia! (Slap your thighs!)
Waewae takahia! (Move your feet! )
Ka kino nei hoki! (We're doing it! )
Hi! (Ahhh!)

Ā! Ka mate! Ka mate! (It is death! It is death!)
Ka ora! Ka ora! (It is life! It is life!)
Ā! Ka mate! Ka mate! (It is death! It is death!)
Ka ora! Ka ora! (It is life! It is life!)
Tēnei te tangata pūhuruhuru (This is the man, so hairy Who fetched,)
Nāna nei i tiki mai whakawhiti te rā (and made shine the sun!)
Ā! Upane! Ka upane! (Together! Keep together!)
Ā, Hupane! Kaupane! (Up the step! A second step!)
Whiti te ra! (Out comes the sun!)
Hi! (Ahh!)
**translation in brackets



Now, F Off Possums before you get trampled upon.

Yours,
Carr de Vaux
Congressional candidate Wellington


Hot girls said NO to possums. She will Hit you with a Hockey Stick (up da posterior!)