[CDV-NZ] Bad news Kiwis...we found some possums

Day 1,053, 06:51 • Published in New Zealand New Zealand • by Carr De Vaux


Dear citizens of Kiwiland aka eNew Zealand (eNZ),

Now that the euphoria of coming to a brand new eLand has settled down and some of us begin to wonder - "Now what?" - I am afraid I am here to bring you some bad news. The Minister of Immigration of eNZ, of which I am the interim Minister for - have recently discovered a large track of possums smuggled into to our beloved young nation.


dead possums found in the canterbury countryside

WTF are Possums, you ask?

Well, in its literal sense, possums are quadrupedal diprotodont marsupials with long tails, and in New Zealand, we are looking at more of the Bushtail Possums species . In eRep sense, they are bloody Pests. The same PESTS that overrun and ruined the game for many peoples/players, including eAus, eChina, eMalaysia, eBelgium, eJapan, eBosnia, ePeru, eThai, etc ec...(if you have not spotted the pattern yet - then you re just too dumb to be an eKiwi). eAustralia is next door.



Don't be deceit by these furry bast*rds SOB. They might appear harmless and friendly at the start - tricking you with cuddly smile, free gifts, propaganda and insipid citizenships... overtime, you will slowly feel their presence in political parties, congress, media...and soon, they will pretend to run for congress/presidency for the 'greater good' of everyone...and finally they will completely take over the country, give away our regions, and oppress our economy. See the projected possums growth in eNZ by Ministry of Immigration below:


The projected growth rate of possums in eNew Zealand as a result of the free citizenship days

So, what do you do? What can WE do?

Make no mistake - this is our collective problem - probably the SINGULAR biggest ThReAt. If you feel like the first few days have been fun - to be in a new country with new exciting and friendly people, to be in a vibrant forum and news media, to be led by a bunch of hardworking, yet not power-crazy eKiwis - then you NEED to DO YOUR PART. Go to the eNZ Forums for eHumans and Sheeps today, and contribute to the discussion/activity/community there. Remember, the only weapon against Possums infestation is the Community Spirit and Unity.


KILL A POSSUM whenever you see it.

Yours,
Carr de Vaux

Shagger in Chief of the underground Sheepshagging Party
Minister of Immigration of the interim eNew Zealand SheepShagging Community
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