[CDV] If i were the president of eMalaysia.....
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by Carr De Vaux
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**this will be a short article as i am rushing to get things done**
If i were the president of eMalaysia, i will propose the following:
1. Offering Sarawak to eIndonesia in exchange for MissShe.
2. Proclaim the Kingdom of eMalaysia, with Carr de Vaux proclaimed as God-King and Maruko81 as the People's Queen.
3. Attack eSingapore and kill Admin before Jelly and his Pinoys do so.
4. Try to make peace with eSerbia again. I know eSerbia is NOT Cipelici and vice versa.
5. Appoint Anies Baswedan as Deputy Prime Minister.
6. Persuade Nicosianipar to be part of the eMalaysia liberation army . I will give him everything he wants.
7. Hell, make eMalaysia as a colony of eIndonesia. At least then most of us can understand what the hell our 'masters' are saying, unlike the recent gibberish i saw.
That's it. eIndonesia, bila mau buka Indonesia Utara? Indonesia Selatan alone is not enough for your 200millions odd RL indonesians. Consider this an offer - if you get your mates out of eMalaysia...you can have her...
ps: she is underage..don't get your thoughts wild!
Yours
Carr de Vaux
**this will be a short article as i am rushing to get things done**
If i were the president of eMalaysia, i will propose the following:
1. Offering Sarawak to eIndonesia in exchange for MissShe.
2. Proclaim the Kingdom of eMalaysia, with Carr de Vaux proclaimed as God-King and Maruko81 as the People's Queen.
3. Attack eSingapore and kill Admin before Jelly and his Pinoys do so.
4. Try to make peace with eSerbia again. I know eSerbia is NOT Cipelici and vice versa.
5. Appoint Anies Baswedan as Deputy Prime Minister.
6. Persuade Nicosianipar to be part of the eMalaysia liberation army . I will give him everything he wants.
7. Hell, make eMalaysia as a colony of eIndonesia. At least then most of us can understand what the hell our 'masters' are saying, unlike the recent gibberish i saw.
That's it. eIndonesia, bila mau buka Indonesia Utara? Indonesia Selatan alone is not enough for your 200millions odd RL indonesians. Consider this an offer - if you get your mates out of eMalaysia...you can have her...
ps: she is underage..don't get your thoughts wild!
Yours
Carr de Vaux
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You will not beat me. I shall have my victory!
mohon hentikan perdagangan orang sekarang juga!
"gak ada ojiyek....beciyek!" --cinta Laura's said.
wat de pak?
errrr........what you real intention in writing this?
lol
hohohoho
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VoteD !
we have few problems here : )
You can't offer Sarawak.. it's Serbian!
CDV lulz
xD
@Djordje Milosevic
Shh, don't let them know it before it's too late...
support Maruko81 as Queen! lolx
@noveras - the intention is quite clear isn't it? 🙂 See more discussion in the forums.
@djorde - Sarawak is now under temporary occupation of Ghaybians. Just like Kosovo some years ago, before they gain their independence and liberation. We will be liberated too..maybe by NATO...or EDEN or eIndonesia. Who knows!
@clara - salam kenalan!
Offering Sarawak to eIndonesia in exchange for LoveShe.
LOL eIndo already eAus rich territory. tey dont need serawak anymore...
and housing company is DEAD.
yeay we will be friend \o/
yay \o/\o/
@clara - salam kenalan! hehe
I'm not quite agree with the other points but this...
3. Attack eSingapore and kill Admin before Jelly and his Pinoys do so.
I'm with you sir o7
lalilulelo
Nice pic...