[CAMPAIGN] FRUITCOMMANDO FOR PRESIDENT!

Day 1,335, 21:26 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando

Hello fine citizens of eJapan, I write to you today announcing my official presidential run. We face many problems today friends, economy is at it's weakest, no jobs(since it is better to work for yourself), military is weak and unfit for duty from months of loli leadership and hungarians are penetrating us deeply. My goals may seem high, but failure is impossible with such a great leader as myself.

My first goal is to fix our current situation with the economy, it's no secret the eIsraelis own the world economy; and with my plan the zionist regime will be removed. The knights templar has long searched for a home, they are strong and have high morals with anti-zionist soldiers. We will simply offer eJapan to the knights templar to be their home, should they accept(and they will) they will fight the zionists and proceed to crusade the rest of the world under our fine flag while also making our economy the best!
My second goal is the fix the military, while the knights templar will provide a fine military for our country we will need some true warriors from eJapan, I will be making Sophia Forrester our MoD and she will personally train the new samurai-ninja soldiers (fitted with knights templar technology) to rule the world. Our assaults shall be swift, we will assassinate any political leader who is brave enough to do a speech, it will continue this way until they are too scared to be shown in the public...the people will lose their trust in their leadership and will willingly join our empire. Taiwan will be the first to experience this. This brings me to the biggest problem with our military, we are an empire without our true lands. Chinesemongol-horde scum have invaded our lands along with the hun menace; they fight each other to see who the greatest horde is...We shall no longer stand for this. We will fight the chinese back to their terrible lands and remove the huns from the premises. Should they refuse to go peacefully, we will invade their mainland while it is undefended, gather all the women and children and bring them back to japan. We will then march at their forces with a wall of their women and children in front of us; should they open fire on us they will kill their own people.
and finally, my third goal. Our political system is a mess, we must purge it of lolis, r-words, and zionist regime. To do this we will first destroy all of their HQ buildings that are public, we will use q5 tanks to wreak them all. After this, we will hunt down each member of these parties. Even a pure citizen attached to these parties and groups will still be slaughtered. This will make it so the ideals and laws of these monsters will be purged completely from our empire making it clean and just like it once was.
So vote for fruitcommando!
(still awaiting parties to run me, pls do or dies)
cabinet soon to come