[BREAKING NEWS] Thousands injured in global catastrophe!
Stakerauo
Today at about 17:15 Pacific time, catastrophe hit The New World! The cassulities are enourmous, a pandamy has started, and the cause is not yet specified!
"It's a wonder we're not all dead!"
Said an eyewitness of this tragedic event. According to this same guy, a giant kitty beemed down from the orbitting chunk of gold, called Adminia. The kitty had then continued by tearing down buildings, shooting people with it's laser eyes. It's confirmed that contact with this laser will infect you with a virus which will make your bankaccount have a knockback. Is this kitty the shadow of the mysterious figure; Plato?
The Cure
Scientists all over the world have combined their brains in to a rush project in finding a cure to this virus, and they've now stated that donating currency or buying something from the market is an instant cure to this terrifying deseas.
Our reporters will be on the scene, and we'll bring you the best and swiftest updates as we possibly can! Take care, and as always; godspeed!
Comments
Lalalla
tralala
trololoo
xD
lol xD
France attacks Germany...
Oh wait
Lol, i like how everyone is so calm in that picture.
Everybody keeps minding their own shit.
VOTE
V. : - D
@Chris_S
Kitty uses confusion/calm- It's super effective
Mr Silly
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