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Hands of Lightning: Why did she have to turn to drugs? Why couldn't she love me...we were so close and I miss you, and I want everything to be back to normal again, but it can't. She was the best person in my life, and I threw her away...and her madness is the cost of my stupidity. Life is an unfair hellscape, and I'll get my vengeance some day on that a**hole who did all this to you.

Some mood music

A great president, as I hope to be, is nothing without a great team. But because I couldn’t find one...why couldn't I find one? Why can't I do anything right?



Denial
Thedillpickl
Half-Elf Paladin

Thedillpickl is an obvious choice for a second-in-command. Dill is a strong leader, an even stronger warrior, and an excellent force of unity in this country. I’d say more, but there’s little more original that can be said. Also, if/when I die during this term, there’s no one else I want to step up to the plate and cease absolute power.

Anger
Exalted Druid
Dwarf Druid

Exalted Druid is the unsung hero of eCanada. When I first got here, I knew him as the man organizing the largest and most successful resistance campaign in this nation’s history. If I were some sort of “font of honour” I’d give him a medal or something. But because I’m just some sort of Genasi frog man, and in this universe anthropomorphized animals have minimal rights, I’ll make him in charge of Defence instead.

Bargaining
The Time Lord
Drow Ranger

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Depression
Things have gotten…a little out of hand.

First things first, the elephant in the room: something we shall dub “SoupLiongate”. For those of you who’ve seen all the articles on cyberbullying, as well as the shouts and comments, let me fill you in on what’s been happening. Yesterday, I wrote an article describing my frustrations with the situation both domestically and internationally; and that triggered the usual slate of arguments on both sides on the United Front, the status of Daniel Plainview in this country, et cetera. However it went a little too far this time when certain commentators reverse-image searched the photo I had posted on the forums, stumbled upon my abandoned Twitter account (one I used when I was going through a seriously dark time in my life), mentioned the handle aloud, and read a tweet from that handle with the intent on posting more.

Acceptance

I'll. Never. Accept. What. You. Did. To. Me. I. TRUSTED. YOU!