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Queen Mary have hired an foreign expert to help her with her serious buttocks problem.



It was earlier this morning when queen Mary of Imaginary Land confirmed in a press conferance that the rumors about a foreign expert from Turkey beeing transported to the country to work for the glorious queen her self were true.



The man beeing hired have alot of experience in this matter and have been working with other celebrities such as Selena Gomez, and Brittney Spears and he has got a good reputation in the over class world, but this is his first time working with a queen. One of his earlier tasks was to teach the emperor of the Kurrekurredutt Island to fly. The task was completed by letting the emperor fall against the ground, and distract him so that he would miss the ground, and thereby would be flying.

The expert is going to treat her highness for two and a half months with many different kinds of treatments, such as oatmeal bath, wale swimming, dialysis, and also an untested method called ”paraglide skin whipping” all in the quest to cure the first lady of Imaginary Land.

When we asked him what he had in mind for the queen he answered that he would give the best of care to the royal butt cheaks, and that no harm will be done to the queens family.




The security police of Imaginary Land is at the moment preparing for the mans arrival at the international airport. Police cars are flooding the inner city streets, sharing space with the enthusiastic people. An anonymous source have claimed that sixteen thousand police officers are involved in the experts escort to the royal quarters later this week.

//Oscdar





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