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[BananaRepublik] State of The Banana Address

Day 2,607, 10:57 • Published in United Kingdom

• by 10 Downing Street

Peasants of the Banana Republic,

New Republjik World Order thought they could force Chile into submission. I want to say one thing. I'm putting Chile under my personal protection and you will stop all your slave work on plantations and die tomorrow on the battlefield for our Chilean friends and my personal glory.

The Banana Republic always pays its debts and Brazil's debt is long overdue. Time has come for them to see what a real banana looks like.