[Badger News] PLUTO Public Relations Officer Allegedly Forced Garden Gnomes Into Doing Sexual Acts With Him

Day 2,936, 11:45 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by playerunknown


The PLUTO public relations officer, known as Sambo223, was arrested earlier today after allegedly forcing garden gnomes into doing sexual acts on him and sometimes as far as full sexual intercourse. So far 2 victims of have come forward to the police, as well as images of Sambo being caught in the act emerging.

We now talk to some of the victims.


"So you were a victim of Sambo223?"



"So if you don't mind us asking, what did he do to you?"



"Thats horrible, how could someone do something like that to a garden gnome."



"So you are the other victim coming forward. How are you feeling right now?"





"What did he do to you?"



Victim 2 quickly left soon after.


Some of the images that have emerged will only build a stronger case against sambo223 who is currently awaiting trial.

A victim of sambo forced to strip and bend over for him fully exposing himself.


Two other gnomes were forced to perform sex acts on each other while sambo watched.


Here we can see sambo behind a bush touching a gnome in its rear end.




We now go to a passer-by who we ask about what he thoughts are knowing there was a garden gnome abuser so close to home.



Now we just await for Sambo's trial and for any more of his victims to come forward to testify against him.

Scarfar reporting for Badger News.


If you have been affected by this article, feel free to contact the Scarfar Charity for Sexually Abused Garden Gnomes on 0769-80085, or by email at ImAGnomeAndIHaveBeenSexualAbused@ScarfarCharityForSexuallyAbusedGardenGnomes.ac.uk