[AUS] Having fun fighting: part II

Day 762, 08:46 • Published in Australia Spain • by Calangao

If you did not read the first part, I strongly recommend you go back there and read.

New characters: 9 more brazilians, another italian friend, and two hungarian friends.

Back to Chat 1

[Many australians using google translate]

Calangao: 'Is it to fight in Queensland again?'
Brazilian 6: 'Orders in the script are to attack the region. Change.'
Calangao: 'Change? Ok. I'll keep an eye on it.'

Intermission


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Still in chat 1

Calangao: 'Battle in Queensland is closed now. Shall I fight in South Australia?'

Private chat

Brazilian 7: 'Calangao'
Calangao: 'Hi'
Brazilian 7: 'Don't discuss those things with the foreigners. Join the military channel.'
Calangao: 'Ok'

Thinking to myself: 'This is not happening...'

Chat 2

Calangao reproduces the Private chat.
Calangao: 'Joined the military channel.'
Spanish frien😛 'lol'
Hungarian frien😛 'lol'

Military chat

Calangao: 'Hi. People asked me to join here.'
[cheap talk without specific answer]

Back to chat 2

Italian friend 2 sad because a company had only 7 workers.
Calangao: 'I'll be back there soon. Now I'm having fun in the Brazil military channel.'
Italian friend 2: 'Ok. But yesterday there were 9 people. Or 10. I don't remember.'
Calangao: 'Big battles yesterday.'
Italian friend 2: 'I didn't fight. lol'
Calangao: 'I did. (rofl) And I have 46 Q5 to fight again.'
Hungarian friend 1: 'lol. Are you the strongest in Brazil?'
Calangao: 'No... They have very strong players. Lookup Marco Polo, Reshev Vilanova, Cavalcanti, Tex Murphy...'
Hungarian friend 1: 'Then how did you get so many guns?'
Calangao: 'They are not giving me weapons.'
Hungarian friend 1: 'Oh'
Calangao: 'I just asked if I should fight and they said yes.'
Hungarian friend 1: 'Yourself? lol'
Calangao: 'Yes. I'm paying for my stuff. Never had so much fun.'
Hungarian friend 2: 'Ask weapons and gold also from brazilians. I'm so curious about their answer...'
Calangao: 'My citizen is in Australia. They are not that dumb.'
Hungarian friend 2: 'Who knows? It is worth to try at least. 😃'
Calangao: 'I don't want to be banned from the channel.'
Italian friend 2: 'I want to shout something like I'm a mercenary. I want to see if someone will call me. lol'
Calangao: 'Shout damage for sale.'
Italian friend 2: 'Yesterday i wrote in chat: selling account. lol. Too many requests. lol'
Calangao: 'lol'

Back to military chat

After a long time just reading.
Calangao: 'What a shame. If i knew there would be weapons distribution I'd not have bought mine.
Brazilian 8: 'I'm going out on vacations and my computer does not have the orders script. What are the orders?'
Brazilian 9: 'Brazilian 8, jump from a precipice, now we can fly too.'
Calangao: 'I have to leave too. If I fight I have to fight now'
Brazilian 9: 'For you to have an idea, I'm naked in front of the PC. I'm getting dressed now. Just came out of the shower.'
Brazilian 8: 'I'll fight soon as well'
Brazilian 10: 'Calangao wt*?'
Calangao: 'What's up?'
Brazilian 8: 'But if I know at what time the invasion will be I can try to change my schedule'
Brazilian 11 to Brazilian 8: 'Nerd.'
Calangao: 'Brazilian 10, I was asking where to fight in the Chat 1 and they sent me here.'
Brazilian 10: 'Calangao, preferably not against Brazil...'
Calangao: 'Details...'
Brazilian 12: 'I guess it would be in South Australia, right?'
Calangao: 'South Australia? Ok then.'
Brazilian 13: 'Calangao, where did you get your battle hero medal?'
Brazilian 14: 'Calangao: What are you doing here?'
Calangao: 'I was invited'

Calangao booted from military chat

Thinking to myself: 'Finally!'


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Questions and answers:

Why did you fight for Australia?
Because I asked if they wanted me to fight and they said yes. Had they answered no I'd not fight.

Where were you when you asked?
In Australia.

Why did you join the military chat?
Because I was asked to.

Why did you do all this?
Those who are laughing understand why. Those who are upset are one of the reasons why the others laugh.