[Atlas News] Tomatoes

Day 1,808, 09:02 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by ApronChef


Tomatoes, that is my topic, and to be honest, its a damn good one too. During the early hours of the 1st of November, ApronChef and Thomas765 were experimenting with chemicals and decided, what would happen if you injected Tomatoes with lime flavoured steroids; turns out, a lot. [We also cloned them to see if they stayed the same, turns out, they all have different personalities]

It was agreed we would let them loose, as it was unfair to keep such beautiful creatures from the world, and you will be seeing them regularly in all Atlas New articles.





Ownomato; the one that appears upon ownage of people and things.

Info: the amount of butthurtness in the eWorld is at very high levels, and is increasing by the minute, and now, Ownomato can live and flourish with this butthurtness energy.


Gratomato; congratulates those well doers with a sneaky smile.

Info: Gratomato loves to congratulate people for doing well, and as we have some bright minded players out there, now he can congratulate them all.


Problemato?; for when a problem has been raised and it needs to be discussed/debated.

Info: Got problem? nuf sed.


Problemato!; raising a point or proving a point.

Info: Problem, well is it really a problem now I just went over it, if so, you’re clearly butthurt, bring on Ownomato.


Subomato; says it on the tin, sub o mato.

Info: Sub me if you love my tomatoes.


Votomato; its so cute, you like totally have to vote. [the o being its bottom]

Info: Just vote my tomatoes because they are tomatoes with faces, go on, you know you wanna!


Liekomato; one something is seriously liekable and needs to be shown to the world.

Info: Liek dat stuff, liek dis stuff, but I liek dis best of all. Liek it, share it and liek it some more.


Solvomato; when something needs to be solved, or has been solved.

Info: Solved that problem, its no longer a problem. Raised a problem, well, let’s solve that shall we.


Thankyou for reading the Atlas News article dedicated to Tomatoes.

My big plump tomatoes.

Lots of Love;
~ApronChef