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[ASS Day 2642] Welcome to the Jungle

Here’s what we’ll be discussing today in ASS:

: 1: Welcome to the Jungle; Poland!
: 2: Peace with Ireland
: 3: Supply Tiers
: 4: Positions Open in the Unites States Armed Forces
Editor & Writer: Kalos Hoenn
Writer: YTrex


Welcome to the Jungle; Poland
Writer: YTrex

Despite past confrontations with Poland, and our negativity with one another we were able to consolidate a mutual pact with them; which resulted to a 38 to 7 in favor from polish congress… and was accepted by our end from President WildOwl. Thanks to Poland’s Declaration of Natural Enemy with Lithuania we were able to assist our PACIFICA ally Finland in the fight for Freedom of their Country’s land in January. Poland; is currently not associated with any Alliance, although having been invited to Banana Alliance they refused. Poland currently has 12 territories and is ranked 3rd in the eWorld. As our Mutual Protection Pact with Poland comes to an end...we can only wonder what the direction will be, and at what cost to keep this stability of our former enemy in hand at bay. Speaker of the House: Delyruin commented when discussing Poland’s MPP by saying: “Fair enough..., it was far superior to Oblige's answer.” Welcome to the Jungle Poland!
Peace with Ireland
Writer: Kalos Hoenn

We would like to thank Ireland for the Training War we had with them a couple of days ago. Because of this cooperation with them we were able to retain 100/100/100 bonuses in the latest Resource Wars. Remember that if there is a time of need, we will be here waiting for any support you might need. May the Irish Alcoholic Beverages and lucky charms be with you and in our American Ribs. Let their peace be with Ireland during this time between these two great nations.

Hail Ireland
Hail USA
Hail Irish Balls
Hail American Balls
Hail Balls For Everyone

Here're the USAF’s supply tiers as they currently stan😛

Divison 1 - Normal
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 1 - Strong (>25k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Low Level (Level 45 and under)
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Normal (Level 46-50)
2 Drops of 6 Tanks
60 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 2 - Strong (>35k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 3 - Normal
3 Drops of 10 Tanks

Divison 3 - Strong (>70k Q7 hit)
3 Drops of 12 Tanks

Divison 4 - Normal
3 Drops of 15 Tanks

Divison 4 - Elite (Level 101 and up)
3 Drops of 30 Tanks

The United States Armed Forces is looking for a few good men and women. We have opportunities including, but not limited to, the following positions:

Platoon Leaders
Regiment Captains
Senior Officers
Junior Officers
Flight Training Officers
QMs
USAF Writers

If you are interested, send a message to john_nwp or Kalos Hoenn.
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"Need ASS?"
john_nwp
Co-Secretary of Defense

"We need more ASS!"
Kalos Hoenn
Co-Secretary of Defense

"Its all about that ASS."
YTrex
Deputy Secretary of Defense

"I like ass but I think I like boobs more."
nui04
USAF Operations Commander

"Hoot Hoott"
Wild Owl
President of the United States



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