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[ASS Day 2640] Let It Go: Peace With Mexico

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: 1: Peace With Mexico: Rental Agreement Over
: 2: Join U.S.A.F. Staff
: 3: Supply Tiers
Editor & Writer: Kalos Hoenn
Writer: YTrex

Peace With Mexico: Rental Agreement Over
Writer: Kalos Hoenn

There has always been a concern for one another between Mexico and eUSA. They go way back, before Austria, before Sirius, before WWVI. Both countries consider each other as brothers because they will help one another in time of need. As eUSA relied on Mexico with production in a Rental Agreement; we were able to continue producing revenue for our country. However, things changed for the good when eUSA received 100/100/100 Bonuses. Thanks to the Resource War we finished paying the amount that we owed to Mexico, and we parted ways for now: in peace. We let go our brothers, and thanked them for their tequila services, for their beans and rice, but mostly for their saltpeter. A reminder to them...that whenever they are in need of American Hamburgers or Milkshakes, and even some Deer to hunt, we will be there providing the same service as they did for us.

Hail USA
Hail Mexico
Hail Big Balls for Everyone


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Here're the USAF’s supply tiers as they currently stan😛

Divison 1 - Normal
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 1 - Strong (>25k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Low Level (Level 45 and under)
2 Drops of 4 Tanks
40 Q5 Food when Requested
0.5 gold on the first request into DoDSEP Account

Divison 2 - Normal (Level 46-50)
2 Drops of 6 Tanks
60 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 2 - Strong (>35k Q7 hit)
2 Drops of 10 Tanks
100 Q5 Food when Requested

Divison 3 - Normal
3 Drops of 10 Tanks

Divison 3 - Strong (>70k Q7 hit)
3 Drops of 12 Tanks

Divison 4 - Normal
3 Drops of 15 Tanks

Divison 4 - Elite (Level 101 and up)
3 Drops of 30 Tanks

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