[ARedHead4CP] Policies 'n' stuff
Claire Louise
Ahreet Canada!
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Should have written this up yesterday, but it was Christmas and I was a bit too busy playing (rather, raging) Battlefield and Fifa. Anyways...just a semi-quick article outlining my policies in regards to my CP run!
I will say that the chances of you guys actually voting for me are (to quote a great man - Dr Hugh) “slimmer than Kate Moss”, but I am genuinely interested in eCan and working for and with you guys to better the country. I’ve read many things of a “PTO” going about, and I just want to say that I am absolutely not a part of any PTO in any shape or form. Sure, I’m a part of CCP, but I joined after the recent elections. Let’s put it this way – If I was in any way “PTO-minded”, I wouldn’t have worked my arse off for four straight months in eAus. Anyway, policy stuff...*deep breath*
A new alliance?
Let’s just get that one out the way right now. Yeah, it may sound a little far-fetched and silly, but this game is currently on its arse being dominated by TWO, and it’s boring. A new alliance would bring a little bit of excitement back, and perhaps knock TWO off their current pedestal. It’s a long shot – but what’s the harm in enquiring? Seriously, you don’t ask, you don’t get.
War *sigh*
My original intention was to start a war with the eUK. A pure 1v1 (come at us, bro) without interference from allies on either side. If there’s one thing you can say about the eUK, it’s that they have some powerful friends, and I don’t necessarily fancy Poland or Spain on the doorstep. A war that I would hope to guarantee wouldn’t lead to a perma-wipe of either side, because wipes just aren’t fun, and one where any regions conquered would be handed back once the main bulk of the fighting has concluded. A war of pride. Essentially, a war of who has the biggest d*ck (figuratively speaking). The issue with this now is that the eUK is in some serious sh*t, having had roughly 6000 gold stolen from their treasury. I’d still very much like an attempt at kicking their back doors in, if they would agree to it. There would be some friendly banter, it’d increase activity, and we’d get an extra shot at some TP damage.
Activity
I like things active. I cannot stand a quiet Government where nobody tells anyone anything and the majority don’t have a clue. I would be aiming for a very active Government – not just from myself, but from every department. I’d want regular articles and updates published, and for you guys to know exactly what is going on. Too much information seems to be isolated to things like forums – I am, and always have been, someone who plays in-game rather than on an external platform. Sure, forums have their uses, but in-game is where people should know what is going on.
Player retention/Help the newbies
I would seriously f*cking love to create a new player scheme that is designed to help them integrate into the community and help player retention for a brighter future for eCan. I have worked on this kind of scheme before and I can say without any doubt that it definitely helps players become more familiar with the game, help them be a part of the community and helps them stick around. It would be completely run on donations so it does not become a drain on resources, and it would be under the guidance of the Dept. Of Education. New players would have to “sign up” to this scheme, and there would be certain tasks they would have to complete. Once they have completed a task, they would be rewarded with food and weapons. This gets them more involved than just simply handing them what they need, and makes them actually go out there and get involved. And no – not all of the tasks would be related to in-game. There would be a task encouraging them to sign up to the eCan forums; another way to get them involved in the community.
Free stuff
I’d like to introduce competitions via the Dept of Home Affairs, with donated gold rewards for article competitions, and lottery’s designed purely to encourage activity within the community. These prizes will come out of my own pocket, or indeed anyone who wants to donate to the cause. Everyone likes to win free stuff, right?
It’s question time!
I would like to introduce a separate weekly article designed just for a Q&A. It’ll be mainly aimed at new players who do not use or are unaware of the forums or IRC, but can be used by anybody, even for silly things. If you have a query, it will be answered!
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I would also like to look into possibly extending the land rented out to other allied nations who are facing a long wipe and need resources or a congress. It’ll be more cash to line our pockets for the future.
T4X & V4T.
There are no plans to increase Tax or Vat. That one was simple.
MPP’s
I’d be looking to add at least one more MPP to our current stack, with the cost for this coming from my own pocket.
I think that’s pretty much it. I'll begin pestering people in regards to cabinet positions in the next few days. Thanks for reading, please send any negative comments or hate mail to Dr Hugh Jardon, he really f*cking loves it, and take it easy guys!
♔Claire Louise♔
Ginger, 'nuff said.
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❤Dr Hugh
Comments
AREDHEAD4CP...you have my vote Missey \o/
I'd have your vote even if I was a dwarf with no arms so shushy.
Good Luck Claire! 🙂 eCanada is lucky to have u guys🙂
Good luck comrade!
The articles keep getting better, I look forward to the election.
Good luck!
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I need you to vote me mdp leader so can show you how we are winning this game and show how we can win more!
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May the force be with you : {
Good luck, but I don't vote for vote buyers 😉
I didn't buy them 🙁
I've never ever bought votes for anything. I think Hugh is the culprit in this one 🙁
All good then 😛
Yep, that was me. \o/
~hyuu~
May I suggest a name for the new alliance; AWKAA (Alliance With a Kick Arse Acronym)
Could mean that or
1.the capital of Anambra State, Nigeria
2.a Turkish unit of weight equal to about 2.75 pounds
3.a Turkish liquid unit equal to 1.3 pints
4.South American wood sorrel cultivated for its edible tubers
5. the sound my rubber galoshes make when wet 😃DDDDDDDDD
You decide!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, I read that as WAKKA
As a mere CP (and a CP of eCanada at that), you have no say in alliances. They have already been sorted for the next round of pointless fighting, by people far more important than you...
Maybe, but even you can see how this game needs a kick up the arse. From small acorns do mighty mango trees grow or something like that. As she said...wheres the harm in trying?
Eh, at least I'm attempting to do sh*t, rather than saying "WAR...aaaand everything else will be the same, boring sh*t we have now" 😒
Clearly you haven't been in Canada long enough. If you had you'd know to NEVER use the term redhead in an article title without at least one sexy female picture in its contents.
Clearly she hasn't been following Ginger much.
...she was in it fir two weeks running 😉
True story
@Dr Hugh: let's see them...
I love hot gingers!
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Hugh... I forgot about that 😒 oh dear!
Crafty minx has removed it - http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ginger-64-or-8-squared-edition--2303316/1/20
I didn't remove it...I just moved it to a different folder in your photobucket 😛
http://prntscr.com/2ebh7r knock yourself out guys. Vote the red head
Bleh.
Lol. Voted for invasion of privacy.
One thing that peaks my curiosity...What is the MPP you wish to add so much that you'd pay for it out of your own pocket?
Don't get me wrong, there are other things too...but that one really stood out as odd.
I'm almost glad that was the oddest thing to you! Croatia could be a good 'un!
v, g'luck.
saw 'RedHead' in title... pants got tight and blood got warm.
You have my vote.
P.S. I will get a new article posted soon... stupid holiday season and power outage(s).
Hero...
...nuff said
You forgot patriot.
Wondered where you'd got to!
I was in the dark as well Sir Parker, pining for some hot gingers.
Oh, for Christe sake eRepublik deleted my comment due to CFRS attack or something.
Anyway, Claire please ask Pat to make you offical candidate. There are few parties which want to join the party and support you.
The UK seems to have little interest in a training war. As a member of TWO they actually get to play the game. But the people I talk to at the beginning of my term are now on the run with the treasury. lol
The communists are atheist, how they selabrate Christmas?
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Richard Dawkins rides on a robo dino dressed as santa claus while being folowed by a harlem of cave women giving out digimon cards that let you Digivolve....
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With booze and debauchery
To early I think 🙂
Better to be early and prepared than rock up last minute methinks 😛
damned commies.