***Announcing my Candidacy for President of the USA***
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by Uncle Sam
So, I'm Uncle Sam, running for President of the United States. you may remember me from great shows such as "America the old and faithful" or "oh noes, I wuz impeached"
I was president once and did a lot of awesome stuffs. I mades our military better and stuffs by introducing war games and stuffs. I also made great additions to the citizen help departments and stuffs. I helped the economy and stuffs. I would be great for President even though I gots impeached... and stuffs
Qualifications
so yeah, I was President once and stuffs. I was also 2 term PP of the AAP, also press secretary for Justinious. Under Secretary of State for Benn Dover, ambassador to Italy, and a whole bunch of other thangs. OH! I'm also rich and have over 2K gold which is pretty cool.
My Vice President
right now I'm editing in fake text to make this look like a real article so you guys will actually think I'm serious about running for President. oh, I'm also glad to announce that Nave will be my VP, he was a President once too! Like Emerick, Nave is Great, and a kick ass guy. he declares war on Canada and doesn't afraid of anything.
ANYWAYS...
I want to be given the wonderful opportunity to lead this country into greatness once again.
NOT!
oh btw, Emerick is Great
(seriously guys he is great)
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Hurray!
LOL!
Emerick is Awesome!
Not?!
Haha, excellent!
For a moment I thought you were actually serious before I clicked on it.
Glad to see an influential Beta Giant supporting Emerick.
l33t
I think as time went on this article got progressively longer.
I'm done now guys
lol
i helped the economy and stuffs
lol
Yeah, I love how creative people are getting with supporting Emerick. lol
Emerick is 1337. Am I Beta Giant now?
The old boys club shines through 😉
I LOVEz you Unlce sam
lol every vet endorses Emerick, as they aught to.
I like to see Uncle Sam is still writing and not dead completely yet.
don't worry Chisholm, I have only 2 more article left to write and then I'm gone for good.
then I'll have exactly 200 on this newspaper
UNCLE FAIL FOR PRESIDENT!
You can haz votes. No Ekspeeruns needed!
Uncle Emerick is great
much like how Uncle Benn was Great?
howdy!
Nice Fake Out!
>The old boys club shines through 😉
As opposed to the new boys club? 😉
Sam and I go way back. Hell, I even remember when he played a frog in High School Musical(thought I'd forget, didn't you?). He's a good personal friend who I value.
Am I still subscribed to this?
wow, you had me going. Emerick = 1337
Nice!
EMERICK IS GREAT!
2000 gold? dang hook a brotha up 😃
"So yeah, I was president once and stuffs."
Truly, the mark of a great orator. I lol'd.
aww emmy, I didn't think that you still thought of those things.
good shit my friend, good shit
PS, I value Emerick too
epic lulz.
@Chisholm, Dont worry he's currently dieing his way out of eRepublik very slowly.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/opening-page-844865/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/open[..]/1/20
Sam>Scrab. Supah was right ;_;
did you ever question Supah in the first place?
shame
Why has no one corrected him?
*Candidacy!
Haha, I luvs you Sammmy
U can haz mah votez if i can haz ur goldz! 😃
Nice fake out loved it
emerick Is great
YA UNCLE SAM IS EVEN A BIGGER c**** NOW!
Emerick is great!
to be honest Ben Dover was the best President of your states, you are good in it to bring Benn back into this Game 😁
but true, Uncle Sam is a great Step forward in that Topic😁
sad to see these beta giants go... but yes, vote emerick