[An Interview with Emmanuel Cruise for the eUK Population]

Day 786, 14:34 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by Ian John Locke IV

Today I would like to acquaint you with the eUK's own version of Dishmcds. I present to you one of the least significant figures in the American political scene with the least bit of influence over anyone with their own mind - "ladies" and gentlemen, allow me to introduce Emmanuel Cruise:

Ian John Locke IV Good Morning Emmanuel Cruise. Thank you for doing this interview.
Emmanuel Cruise No problem, always glad to help Ian! Its wonderful being on your extremely low amount of subscribers newspaper.

IJLIV What is it like being the acting Party President of the AAP?
EC Its a tough job, I have to deal with drama daily and the funding and functionality of the party. Stuff like the Congressional elections are extremely time consuming for the entire party including myself. Since we are the #1 party in the eUS, it makes my job and the other administration very difficult, but very rewarding.

IJLIV What does it feel like knowing your party will soon be relegated to the nubmer two spot in the United States?
EC I do not feel our party is going to be lower than the USWP (#2 Party), due to the large distance in members between us and the stellar recruiting system my administration will be implementing soon after the Party President Elections.

IJLIV Why do you deny the clearly obvious?
EC Sadly I deny it because, I cannot accept the approaching truth. USWP is a strong party and they are slowly creeping up on us.

IJLIV Have you informed your party that you will soon be second in the eUS?
EC No, not unless they read this article. I do not wish to cause my party to go into a large panic and start to assault bobbies with fisticuffs and burn down fish n chips stands.

IJLIVHas the history of the eUK taught you anything?
EC Yes it is that when impending doom and destruction of your organization is approaching, the best thing to do is to backstab the closest friend you have in order to save our own ass.

That is why we will be sniping all USWP Candidates this congressional election without warning or notice.

(If only you, the eUK, were as strong as our mobile voting force, you wouldn't suck as much as you do)

IJLIV On a separate note, have you ever dated a British woman?
EC Yes I have.

IJLIV What attracted you to her?
EC I have a thing for big ears and girls who don't brush their teeth.

IJLIV Is there any advice you would like to give to the eUK's population?
EC We are in your same predicament! You are not alone! Hopefully we won't have the same repercussions as you will have.. hopefully we will succeed and we won't die in a hopeless alliance like all of you.. I only hope that Poland and Spain will have mercy on you, unlike the "mercy" USWP is beginning to show us.. o7 Brethren!

IJLIV Thank you Mr. Acting President. Have a nice day!
EC You too Ian. Thank you for having me, I've got a party to go setup for failure.

I hope you enjoyed the interview eUK. It was for your own edutainment.
Yours insincerely,
Ian John Locke IV
Official eUS Ambassador to the eUK

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