[AMP] I came here to feel the AMPs and eat donuts, and I can't find any donuts

Day 2,152, 23:42 • Published in USA USA • by saraht0ga


Today started out like a normal enough day. Enjoying the sunny, somehow non-rainy 80ish degree day in Florida, saraht0ga wandered the street in search of donuts.

Lead by her love of sugary pastries, preferably filled with some sort of jam, she didn't notice the storm clouds gathering...


She also did not notice that suddenly she was in England on Channel 4

A flash of lightning and an earth shattering roll of thunder made her nearly trip, but what stopped her was the sudden appearance of a figure from the lightning.


Omg who could it be

"Oh, hey saraht0ga," John Killah said.

Saraht0ga gave him a weird look. "Since when can you travel via lightning?"

John Killah shrugged. "I'm just feeling the AMPs."

Saraht0ga continued giving him a strange look.

"Er, yeah. Well see, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to like... come back to AMP? You know, since..."

"Since what?" she asked, wondering how long this was going to take and whether or not JK could lightning up some donuts.

"SInce... you know... you're e-married to an AMPlifier and... married to one in real life too?"

"Oh yeah! Hm. I have been feeling a little... AMPy lately..." Sarah considered thoughtfully.

"So?" he asked.

Sarah shrugged. "Give it to me!"


She did not at all mean that as innuendo, get your mind out of the gutter eRep

With a giant crash, Sarah once again totally wasn't in a scene from Misfits when a bolt of lightning struck her.


Ignore the delinquents in orange jumpsuits

Sarah looked at JK and said, "I feel funny."


Again, totally non-naughty related

"Perfect! Do you feel the AMPs?" he asked.

"I... I think I do! That or I may be suffering from some sort of radiation issue," she answered.

"Well," he said, holding out a hand, "in that case..."


A totally accurate, real picture of saraht0ga and John Killah

And from that day forward, saraht0ga suffered from staticky hair.

Also she rejoined AMP and everybody was happy.

And JK gave her a donut.

The end.