[ALFA]The Return of Keers

Day 1,818, 11:32 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Grampa Alfagrem

One of the UKs most (in)famous son's returned to our nation today and instantly decided to bring back personal politics in his latest article

The TL😉r version being.......



He does however raise some points and makes some rather bewildering statements which we may as well answer for lack of anything better to do;

"The past two months the UK has been led by Talon Karrde, who is a member of my party- TUP. He would make a wonderful scapegoat for these individuals to attack, but unfortunately he’s a relentlessly nice person and his presence in the UK means everyone knows who he is..."

Talon gets universally 'attacked' if he does something dumb such as his conduct in the cross-party harmony meeting and from 'across the benches' for action such as delaring ESO Legion to be the new National Army.

He's a big lad and he can take the plaudits and the brickbats


".... So instead the focus has switched from him to myself- away in Poland there is little I can do to counter their claims..... I was actually there firstly for my newspaper and secondly so my companies would produce more weapons for the UK."

Any attack on you from the UKPP has purely been about your position as a foreign flagged citizen being placed in (RP) charge of the CS arrangements of the nation.

You could let in a bunch of PTOers and it wouldn't effect you in Warsaw if they destroyed the eUK same would go if a eCanadian was put in charge of Foreign Affairs and decided to troll Amerika into perma-wiping us.

If you don't have a chip in the pot then you're not in the game


"The reason that I’m stepping down is that UKPP and New Era congressmen are simply ignoring me- or in the case of Goku Jones (aka Sage Goku), Spokesman of New Era and prolific vote buyer, actually approving people I reject to try and spite the UK."

You have one former eUKer who had done millions of damage for the nation to prevent it being wiped being declined CS.

You then have a TUP congressman (your own party) accepting in people who have constantly fought against the eUK, trolled the eUK and don't have shining reputations for fiscal fair play in their previous nation.

A system that is hypocritical and uneven is not a system we endorse.


"These parties accuse TUP of being an oligarchy, a dictatorship. Yet their own leadership is static and has been since their foundation. They aren’t run as political democracies at all, but rather the personal fiefdoms of their founders."

Lets ACTUALLY compare TUP to UKPP.....

Q. Which party has had more PP's this year?
A. UKPP

Q. Which party has had younger PP's and Congressmembers?
A: UKPP

Q. Which party holds monthly party conferences that ratify partywide ballots?
A: UKPP

Q. Which party doesn't throw a hissy fit if another party contacts their members and offers them an alternative opinion?
A: UKPP

We could go on about the TUP 'Council of unity', the fact that every CP they've given us this year has been 2 years old, the fact they always try to ignore CP elections if they lose by trying to impeach the winner...

Move outta that glass house before you start chucking rocks


"They even insist on their members not taking part in the UK Forums, a community with nearly a million posts and historically the best national forum in the game. They do this to stop people realising that the other parties are actually normal, cool people who just enjoy playing the game."

Simply not true in our case. In fact UKPP policy specifically mentions the freedom of choice for the player in relation to the forum, IRC and gov service.

We don't push the forum down peoples throats and force them to sign-up as despite its one gazillion historic posts it is now dead and devoid of any interest and its former function as an avenue of debate has been foreclosed.

If you want eUKers to think your cool and intrested in them then GO TO THEM don't expect them to supplicate themselves to you


"New Era and especially UKPP are far from beyond redemption.....Talon has extended to olive branch......policies are all just the opposite of TUP"

There was a window for honest debate and potential compromise but that moment passed as tbh TUP had lots of power and didn't need to compromise with a minute section of the population.

That tiny sliver of opposition has grown, has developed and now espouses its own philosophy and policies.

Some are roughly in-line with current trends (We'd all like a national MU which just disagree on its form) and some are diametrically opposed.

If you wish to dismiss them as the ramblings of a few idiots rather then the thoughts of a growing minority then.............it's people like you who are driving the divide.


~Alfa