[AFA] Dr_Devil for PotUS!
Day 2,236, 14:43
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by Dr_Devil
Hello America. I'm Dr_Devil and I am asking for your vote to be the next President of the United States of America.
I believe our country needs a qualified leader with a plan to make the eUSA the great power it rightfully deserves to be, and not a President chosen by elitist consensus who misses the days of INCI terrorism in the eUSA. Here is my plan if elected as your Commander-in-Chief!
Cabinet- For those of you interested in a position with my Administration, simply contact me privately to discuss what sort of position you would like, and why you would be an ideal choice for it. All competent people are welcome to apply.
Qualifications- As Party President of the AFA, a longtime senior party member, and a Captain in one of America's most important allied MU's, I have the executive and military experience that our country needs.
Taxes- I favor a lower tax rate, and believe we should emulate the Serbian model of a 2% income tax, while increasing our overall revenue by implementing responsible economic policies.
Foreign Policy- I favor the US spearheading the creation of a new, lasting alliance. I agree with RGR's proposal to create a New Roman Empire Alliance, which would consist of the must trustworthy and reliable nations from all alliances. I would also promise to never ally the US with a country responsible for the crimes committed against Liam Neeson in Taken 1 & 2.
Military Policy- All MU's that follow Presidential orders will be equally given supplies, and the policy of military discrimination will come to an end.
Domestic Policy- I will retool the Department of Homeland Security to remove real threats to our country, such as Pfeifferist loyalists who present a clear and present danger to the security of the eUSA.
So please vote for me on Sunday, January 5th! Let's start this year off with a big win for America!
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Great article! Full of useful informations.
full of info, indeed... but one: the last picture represents the real RR. Hope that's not a subliminal link to Ajaj aka RGR, your Party SG. Is it?
It's not my party 🙂 I'm partying in another way 😉
sorry, the question was for Dr_Devil, I admit it's not the proper spot for it but it's the best one for visibility 😛
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nice article! voted
Cabinet-"All competent people are welcome to apply."I suppose by competent you mean AFA yes-men.
Qualifications-"Party President of the AFA, a longtime senior party member" this is only a qualification for those who respect you and your party. I.E. no one who isn't in there already. That excludes a vast majority of the voting base.
"a Captain in one of America's most important allied MU's" What MU would this be? The AED maybe? Just an extension of daddy Ronnie's will for America?
Taxes-" I favor a lower tax rate, and believe we should emulate the Serbian model of a 2% income tax" You just went full circle in terms of stupid. We aren't even matching Serbia in income with A TEN PERCENT WORK TAX. We would need to raise it to even break even with them. As it is, we don't do that because it isn't viable long-term.
"increasing our overall revenue by implementing responsible economic policies." Please, elaborate on what these "responsible" policies would be. I really am interested.
Foreign Policy-" I favor the US spearheading the creation of a new, lasting alliance. I agree with RGR's proposal to create a New Roman Empire Alliance" Our current course suits us quite well. We are in no wars, we are stable, and we are renting foreign regions for a sizable bonus in our economy. This also helps us with foreign relations as we are co-dependent with other nations.
"which would consist of the must trustworthy and reliable nations from all alliances." These nations would be??? And how would you get them to join when they are already in an alliance.
Military Policy- "All MU's that follow Presidential orders will be equally given supplies" This would be a practical nightmare to track and accomplish. It would also balloon our already stretched armed forces budget.
"the policy of military discrimination will come to an end." Please elaborate.
Domestic Policy-" I will retool the Department of Homeland Security to remove real threats to our country, such as Pfeifferist loyalists who present a clear and present danger to the security of the eUSA." The DHS was set up to protect the country from RGR and his ilk, who use politics as a tool to crush peaceful dissent, not for you to banish those who disagree with you on solid grounds. The DHS workers would strike if you ever got control of the government. Also, what danger do these " Pfeifferist loyalists" present at all?
Lastly, you are forgetting one tiny thing. If you EVER got voted in somehow, the current congress of all non-AFAers would vote you out in a day. During that time, no department would work for you, and you would have no functional power to do anything meaningful as president. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster this is so.
So you say the elitist in power would go against the peoples voice, no big surprise there lol. As in actual life, the elitist here think they must protect us from ourselves. I reject tyranny in any form and would hope the peeps see this for what it actually is, a attack on our freedoms!
So, this is democracy in your view... anything that has to do with one particular party (AFA) is just wrong and should be excluded by all means and condemned by all means. If that's not full circle of hypocrisy I don't know what is.
It's not "just wrong" , it's wrong because they have such a consistent history of breaking our constitution and using trickery and bribery and blackmail to get their way. It is democracy to exclude those from power who do not play by the rules that are decided upon by our representatives.
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"and a Captain in one of America's most important allied MU's"
White Eagles Location: Serbia
I always thought you had to be a 5th party to run for presidency! It says here (http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/rankings-parties/1/24) that AFA isn't a top Five!
Mechanics fail
Yeah well PHP doesn't especially if it hasn't had any problems before
wtf?
read the wiki.
I figured this out within days of joining eRep.... and you still don't know how it works 21 months later
Oh I'm Sorry But its hard to understand anything you say I thought you were referring to the game mechanics failing so I informed you that the standard Programing language for sever based games such as erepublik (which is PHP or Hypertext Preprocessor) if programed well doesn't fail. So next time be more specific instead of using a bland and unconventional phrase such as Mechanics Fail. Also yes I made a simple mistake because I assumed that you need to be a 5th party because the congressional elections work that way.
n00b mistake
noob Mistake Ha we got ourselves a joker here well RGR I'm sorry that I have better things to do than waste my time learning the rules to some online popularity contest.
No vote for silly AFAishness. Thumbs up for Liam Neeson reference. though.
Another choice.....
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Go back to Serbia
I loled
Noob
Your garbage.
You're
dafuq i just read? well, you made my day, funny as hell haha 😃
Ronald Reagan suckshard bro.
you just joined today and are clueless apparently
Apparently not as clueless as your followers
Me joining this game only today has nothing to do with my RL political and economic knowledge, dear. Either way RL or eRepublic, I'm gonna circles around you dear.
RGR is a hero and a martyr.
And you are a crazy little clown.
Have another sip of Kool Aid, it's delish
No thanks, you can drink it if it's delish, I'll stick to something else.
Vote for me, vote for freedom, vote for America!
Dr_Devil President!