[99%] Principles of Snowball Communism
Winston Snowball
In order to make every citizen wealthy and to defeat the FILZ Winston Snowball gives us new rules to live!
SEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF SNOWBALL COMMUNISM:
1. Whoever is FILZ is the enemy.
2. Whoever is a normal citizen of eGermark is a comrade.
3. No citizen shall join an other party than KPeD.
4. No citizen shall fight for a counterrevolutionary MU.
5. No citizen shall work for and buy from FILZ.
6. No citizen shall fight or kill another citizen.
7. All citizen are equal.
THE THREE TRUE POINTS
1. WAR is PEACE
2. FREEDOM is SLAVERY
3. IGNORANCE is STRENGTH
citizens of eGermany, citizens of eDenmark,
citizens of every land and clime,
Hearken well and spread my tidings
Of the golden future time.
The next three editions of this newspaper will deal with the interpretation of THE THREE TRUE POINTS, after that the revolution program will be revealed … just sub 😉
Comments
//BC//
7. All citizen are equal.
except for filz-guys
lol
makes me remember stuff about prohibitions to buy from certain shops in german history
http://tinyurl.com/d8j7psn
(on the window: "don't buy from nazis")
Happy Birthday Winston 🙂
Danke!
don't want to break it for you, but the KPeD is widely considered as part of the filz.
As your equal comrade and enemy, I'd like to enslave you to set you free!
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8. Some citizen are more equal than others
i was about to suggest that