#2 Questions asked about Aussie
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by Calbe
1. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
2. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
3. I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
4. Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
5. It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise. (Italy)
6. Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay?(UK)
7. Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?(USA)
8. Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
9. Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
10. Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
11. Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
12. I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia(USA)
13. Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
14. Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
15. Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
16. Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
17. Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
18. Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
19. I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees.
20. I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
21. Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
Ya have to wonder sometimes...
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I'll answer.
The answers are as follows.
1. Yes it gets windy here.
2. Yes, but not on the streets of major cities.
3. You could follow them, not legally though.
4. Sure it is.
5. Yellow pages.
6. Yes, and that is officially the dumbest question ever asked about Australia I have ever heard.
7. No hippos.
8. That way.
9. No idea, but you would have to declare it if you tried.
10. Only if you pay me.
11. Yes, nearly tops the one about ATMs.
12. Kmart.
13. No, I forbid you to.
14. I can't as I am from NSW.
15. Not everyone does, but yes we do.
16. If you are allergic to them.
17. Ok this one beats the one about ATMs.
18. The list is as follows. No one.
19. There are no bears in Australia.
20. If it was in Kings cross then it was probably a man.
21. You can speak whatever you want where ever you want, doesn't mean we will understand you though.
i thank you for the concise answers 🙂
eloquent as always si 😛
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Just down where I live there was a bloody massive storm that swept through, pulled bloody trees outta the ground in some places 😛
Freaking awesome! did you catch any?
Glad you liked, Calbe. 🙂 Not especially rib tickling (except 15, I thought that one was pretty good), but you can't expect too much from me comedy wise... Got a pretty nasty hangover 🙂
actually, 10 isn't as stupid as it sounds; the vienna boys choir was trapped here by the outbreak of WWII (given Austria was flattened during the war) most of them opted to remain here afterwards. They were still giving concerts quite recently.
haha, excuse accepted 😛
it'd be better referred to as "the vienna mens choir"?