[問報][翻譯代發]塞爾維亞德克薩斯州條約

Day 2,053, 03:24 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) Republic of China (Taiwan) • by vegebird

這篇是eC的Tzu Liang翻譯交由本人於eROC代發

前言:當笑話看看就好 這合約太扯 美國真的簽下去就太可笑了 分類放在社交娛樂

THE FOLLOWING TREATY HAS BEEN WORKED OUT AND APPROVED BY THIS ADMINISTRATION'S STATE DEPARTMENT, OUR PRESIDENT TENSHIBO, AND TWO HQ
以下條約已經被美國總統TENSHIBO以及TWO總部承認

TREATY OF TEXAS, SERVIA
塞爾維亞德克薩斯州條約

I. GIVEN:
I. 給予:

1. The United States concedes the war between several TWO nations
美國承認與幾個TWO聯盟國家之間的戰爭

2. The United States and TWO agree to follow the PENALTIES OF DEFEAT(section II)
美國同意遵循和TWO簽訂的戰敗懲罰(章節 II)

3. The United States and TWO agree to follow the TERMS OF DEFEAT(section III)
美國同意遵循和TWO簽訂的戰敗合約(章節 III)

4. The United States and TWO agree to follow the TERMS OF ENSLAVEMENT(section IV)
美國同意遵循和TWO簽訂的奴役條款(章節 IV)

5. The United States and TWO agree to follow the CONSEQUENCES OF REBELLION(section V)
美國同意遵循和TWO簽訂的反叛懲罰條款(章節 V)

II. PENALTIES OF DEFEAT
II. 戰敗懲罰

1. The United States of America agrees to be referred to and respond to the name "The United Butts of TWOmerica"
美國同意將改為相稱的名稱"The United Butts of TWOmerica" (看到這段我笑了 可是找不到適當的中文來解釋...)

2. The United States accepts TWO HQ as their lords and masters(details in section V)
美國同意承認TWO總部為美國的王/主人

3. The United States agrees to permanently cede the following regions to the following countries:
美國同意永久割讓以下地區予以下國家

a. Texas to Servia
德克薩斯州給予塞爾維亞

b. Alaska, Washington, and Utah to Hungary
阿拉斯加, 華盛頓,猶他州給予匈牙利

c. Hawaii and California to Thailand
夏威夷還有加州給予泰國 (恩 可能都泰國台灣都T開頭 把該給的人搞錯了)

d. New York, Maine, and Ohio to the the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and the Faulklands and Northeastern Buttsville
紐約州，緬因州和俄亥俄州給予英國以及北愛爾蘭,福克蘭群島,以及Northeastern Buttsville (這啥地方 中文是啥?)

4. The United States agrees to end every article by any state official with the following quote: "TEXAS IS SERBIA AND KOSOVO IS SERBIA"
美國同意每篇的官方文章將引用"德克薩斯州是塞爾維亞的 以及科索沃也是塞爾維亞的"

III. TERMS OF DEFEAT
III. 戰敗合約

1. The United States agrees that it was "thoroughly prc'd hxc" and that TWO is superior to them in every way. This is the US's official policy towards TWO henceforth.
1.美國同意"thoroughly prc'd hxc"(這又是啥?) TWO在各個方面都優於美國 美國官方政策將會頃向TWO

2. TWO agrees to treat the United States like a child
2.TWO同意對待美國像個孩子

IV. TERMS OF ENSLAVEMENT
IV. 奴役條款

1. TWO agrees to acceptance of the United States into TWO, effective immediately
TWO承認把美國加入TWO 馬上生效

a. The United States must sign MPPs with all major TWO countries, starting with those actively engaged in war with CoT countries
美國必須與主要的TWO國家簽屬MPP 並對COT國家宣戰

2. The United States must pay tribute to TWO HQ on a weekly basis
美國必須每個禮拜向TWO總部進貢

a. The tribute is equal to 50% of all incoming revenue in the US for that week
進貢量等於美國50%的一個禮拜收入

3. The United States' politicians must all be approved by TWO HQ before they are allowed to run for election
美國政治人物必須由TWO總部承認之後才能參與選舉

a. TWO will create a Buttstates Election Process Tribunal for the purpose of reviewing and selected those who are allowed to run for office in the Buttmad States of Amerifat
TWO將有Buttstates的選舉過程審查 並選擇誰可以競選公職

4. Cookies Crisp will be known as Emperor of Amerifat
Cookies Crisp將會是美國皇帝

a. He shall be treated with respect and reverence from his people
人民必須尊敬且仰慕他

b. He shall have administration privileges on the forum and any Amerifat IRC channel that he requests
他應具有美國論壇IRC的管理權限

c. His word is to be taken as law
他說的話就是法律

d. All hail Cookies Crisp, Emperor of New Servland
All hail...(以下省略 反正在自嗨)

b. UNITY will become an acronym: U-trolled by Nations In TWO #yolo
(還在嗨)

V. CONSEQUENCES OF REBELLION
反叛懲罰條款

1. Denfining "rebellion"
反叛的定義

a. A "rebellion" in terms of this treaty concerns the United States breaking any of the terms
叛亂 = 美國涉及違反任何條款

b. TWO memberstates are immune to rebellion concequences in light of their overlord status in regards to this treaty
TWO的會員將無視叛亂條款因為他們在此是王

2. If the Untied Amerifats ever rebel against its TWO rulers, the consequences are the following:
如果美國對著TWO當權者發動叛亂:

a. Immediate emptying of the US treasury into TWO HQ treasury
馬上清空美國國庫 搬去TWO HQ

b. Immediate ban of all US politicians currently in office
馬上BAN所有的美國政治家

c. The complete decemation of the country, via TWO power
完全的除掉該國 由TWO勢力執行

THESE TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY. HAVE A GOOD DAY, AMERICA.
這條約馬上生效 有個美好的一天美國