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המצע שלי לבחירות

Day 1,613, 03:18 • Published in Israel Israel

• by guy1999

היי,קוראים לי גיא,ובבחירות הבאות אני מתמודד לקונגרס.
והנה המצה שלי!

אני יודע שזה כל כך משושמש שזה כואב אבל....לא נורא...

עכשיו...
Hello, ladies and you, look at your congressman, now back to me, now back at your congressman, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using Iranian scented body wash and switched to שמשפו הוואי נגד קשקשים , he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a tank with the Congressman your Congressman could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s 5 gold that i going to donate. Look again, the gold is now diamonds. Anything is possible when your congressman smells like me and not a PTO. I’m on a tank. [Smell like a congressmanman, man. שמפו הוואי]

אני אעזור לחלשים,אתרום את המדליה,אעשה ככל שביכולתי כדי לחסום את המקדוניים,אהיה נאמן למדינה שלי ולעקרונות שלי.