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無頭雞停止掃貨的真相！

Day 1,395, 05:51 • Published in China China

• by HKG5sentsp

據說無頭雞因為在這些年吃了數以億計的包子
神奇的無頭雞經過兩年不拉屎，對著電腦掃貨掃了那麼久終於身體出問題了
據說昨天神奇的無頭雞從晚上拉到早上，然後還叫了一個有馬桶的救護車送他進醫院
無頭雞現在還在拉屎，據說全球最好的醫生都在救無頭雞
甚至有大膽的科學家想拿無頭雞的DNA，結果被醫護人員擠死了
醫生指無頭雞需要半個月時間恢復，期間他只能睡覺
所以這些天，大家還是走私吧