乱報副刊　＜轉載：超級賽亞人報紙＞

Day 1,340, 14:31 • Published in Republic of China (Taiwan) Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Guderian117

原文出處：
Srbomanija

A brief article before the short break
一個短暫休息前的簡短文章

發表於： 塞爾維亞 分類： 社會交往和娛樂

Ladies and ladies, gentlemen and gentlemen, before my upcoming vacation that will start tomorrow, I would like to publish an article. The short is as long as the rest, and during that time of the games will be for me to w / t.
女士們，女士們，先生們，先生們， 在我明天即​​將到來的假期之前，我想要發文章。短則只要休息，在這段時間的比賽將是我到W/t。

Serbia moves on, the right is Taiwan
塞爾維亞移動，往右邊台灣



After many victories over the rival states, finally a real opponent. After Moldova's order would be to win, and Taiwan. So we have with China's move to the Republic of China , it makes sense? We have done this in order to know that there are more Chinese in eSrbije not in Serbia. The southern part of the small islets is Serbian and will soon be central. Perhaps these will serve a few inches to get a little easier and relax, because it is summer. But there will be another and our country's enemies - al Koreans' those southern. Therefore, the Serbian army is likely to spend another night daleeeko from home. I also overheard a conversation with a representative of our leaders of Taiwan: Chinese man represents his family: - This is my wife, we dream, this is my friend, nor a dream, and my mother in law you San. Fits Serbian President: - This is my wife She Sam, my friend and she would have my mother in law New You.
經過多場在敵對國家的勝利，最後是一個真正的對手。摩爾多瓦的命令會獲勝，與台灣。因此，我們要從中國移動到中華民國，這是有意義的？我們這樣做，才能知道，有更多的中國在eSrbije不是塞爾維亞。南部的小島嶼是塞爾維亞和即將中央。也許這些將成為幾英寸變得有點更容易放鬆，因為它是夏天。但那裡有另一種我們國家的敵人-南部的韓國人。因此，塞爾維亞軍隊可能要花費其他晚上daleeeko家。 我還聽到一個對話與我們的台灣領導人代表：中國人代表他的家庭： -這是我的妻子，我們的夢想，這是我的朋友，也不是一個夢想，我的母親在法律上你三。適合塞爾維亞總統： -這是我的妻子，她心，我的朋友和她的母親在法律上有我新的你。

EDEN grows stronger!
EDEN變得更強！

But a little bit tomorrow. Although last night, this alliance is a little stronger. Hungarians found themselves involved in more serious problems, and the same thing with Macedonia . Slowly however, resolve these things by our allies, but they still need help. There were 5 or 7 battles in one point in these countries. However, it was necessary to write a military alliance success rectify this, and you can read here . I decided not to mention the successes, because we really taken a lot of time. Our brothers born more western nonbelligerent Cro ... Austria was declared the PN by the Croats. This could really become a problem for Hungarians because they lost the border with the rest of the property. But there's a solution, Czechoslovakians will solve it. After this analysis, I decided to inform more and I found a new logo EDEN:
但一點點的明天。經過昨晚，這個聯盟是一個小強。匈牙利人發現自己捲入更嚴重的問題，同樣的事在馬其頓發生。但是慢慢地，這些事情由我們的盟友解決，但他們仍然需要幫助。有五場或七場戰鬥在一個點在這些國家。然而，有必要寫一個軍事聯盟的成功糾正這一點，你可以閱讀這裡。我決定不提的成功，因為我們確實採取了很多時間。我們的兄弟出生更多的西方非交戰國克羅馬... 奧地利宣布PN由克羅地亞人。這可能真的成為一個問題，因為他們失去了對匈牙利邊境的連結，其餘的財產。但是有一個解決方案，Czechoslovakians會解決這個問題。經過這種分析，我決定通知了，我發現了一個新的EDEN標誌：

Among other fronts has something interesting, the game was long since become uninteresting as far as wars. Of all the changes that have taken place, we could disrupt it if you eliminate the bonus materials. But the only way to become better game is the introduction of limits for WP (Wellness packet).
在其他方面有一些有趣的事情，這遊戲早已成為無趣盡可能戰爭。在所有的變化已經發生，我們可能會破壞它，如果你消除獎金材料。但只有這樣，才能成為更好的遊戲是引進限制WP（健康包）。

As for these latest changes, the medals, the most prominent, of course PeđaT : already permanently osvajaj Hero medal for the battle, so the admins decided to introduce a new one. This new and may be taken first, and make a mass grave of 1,250 people left for eHag . I will not be surprised if either wins and Coming Soon medals, currently has 1000 without them and with them would also have more than 2000, but are not considered grave.
至於這些最新的變化，獎牌，最突出的，當然PeđaT： 已經永久osvajaj英雄勳章的戰鬥，使管理員決定引入一個新的。這種新的和可能採取的第一個，並進行了萬人坑1250人離開eHag， 我不會感到驚訝，如果任一勝即將推出金牌，目前有1000沒有他們，並與他們也有2000多，但沒有嚴肅的審慎考慮。

And finally : Vote for the article to as many people vote for him Marko Mitic postscript when I come back I want to see even greater Serbia!
最後：參加投票的文章，以盡可能多的人投他的票 Marko Mitic 後記 我回來時，我希望看到更大的塞爾維亞！


＊原文先翻成Google中文，幾乎完全無法理解。
＊決定翻成英文在跟中文對照著看，勉強看懂一點點。
＊大家一起來玩解碼遊戲吧（誤）。
＊看來他們想順便揍韓國人。
＊匈牙利人遇上麻煩了！
（一天裡面噴掉五種資源的確是很大的麻煩，難怪有超過一半的議員想要彈掉這個總統，不過門檻是2/3所以沒通過，比起來台灣的政局只是在報紙上噴噴其實還算蠻穩定的啦XD）
＊誰離開eHag？eHag又是啥？e匈牙利的縮寫？有上千人要Quit？
＊至少他們知道我們國旗是啥，另外兩張轉用會變冰青蛙，就不盜用了 XD
＊無頭雞還不快看！你體內的怪物已經變這麼大了！而且還想變得更大！！


補充消息：
在台灣時間早上六點二十分的時候南韓攻擊了東台灣，就時間來看離打下北台灣差不多隔了24小時，所以應該是NE時限到達自動開戰，不過有Serbia人跑來臺灣側幫忙推回去，而東台灣連結的夏威夷被ONE還給美國．．．

＊賽亞人想順便解”幫台灣殺25個敵人”的任務？（大誤）
＊賽亞人：才．．才不是要幫你們呢！是因為沒有我允許誰都不可以占領東臺灣！（其實賽亞人是個傲嬌？）
＊超級賽亞人大概想從東台灣去夏威夷曬太陽。
＊這篇外電看來是民間意見，不是官方戰略，而且撰文者也沒議員身份，難怪他發文後就要躲去渡假，其實這是黑暗兵法吧？
＊不過民間意見也能拿到2000Sub，表示Serbia人還真多。
＊戰神Romper跑來台灣幫忙了！．．．不過他宰了26個賽亞人就走了，是來解任務的（無誤）。
＊託無頭雞任務的福，這兩天很多莫名其妙的外國洋人助戰。