松饼小熊报 - 《新人欢迎信草稿》

Day 870, 21:25 • Published in China China • by CookieBear.info

看了新一届政府的新人欢迎信，感觉和我出生时没有什么两样嘛。
于是斗胆自己草拟了一篇。
我英语很烂，望达人们轻点拍～～

新公民，您好！欢迎来到成长中的eChina！
您现在正在参与的是一个充满活力与希望的社区。
eChina经历了一年半多的沉浮，从完全沦丧的殖民地发展到了今天具有现代民主制度 的中型国家的规模。
eChina百废待兴，同时也正是机遇爆发的时代。您可以按照自己的意愿实现你的第二 人生目标。无论从政，从军还是从商，甚至归隐山林，都是您的自由。
当然，机遇与风险并存，我们eChina也正面临众多强敌的威胁。
但是，我们相信只要有每一个像您一样充满热情的公民的加入，我们一定能把eChina 建设的更美丽更强大。eChina也一定会和您分享我们应有的地位和荣誉！

为了帮助您度过新生公民最初的阶段，请您务必完成以下步骤。
①查阅教育部出版权威教程【新公民起步指南】
②点击此→链接←，在头像下点选Add as friend，与教育部直属挂钩。
③点击此→链接←，选择以Sino开头的公司就职，以便我们对您提供必要的帮助。

当然，如果您迫切想了解eChina走过的历程：
【eChina历史】

New citizen! Welcome to the growing eChina!
You are now going to join a community full filled of passion and hopefulness.
After more than year and a half, eChina has experienced from being completely colonized as a dummy country to becoming a medium-sized country with modem democratic system.

Now, each corner in eChina needs to be rebuilt and chances are all around us. You can realize your second life goal in this new land. Play a role in politics, military or business even just be a normal citizen, choices are in your hands.

Of course, opportunity coexists with challenge. There are also many powerful and unfriendly countries round us.

But we believe, with the participation of new citizen who with passion and vitality like you, we can build our country more beautiful and powerful. And eChina will share you with the status and glory we deserved to!

For helping you spend your childhood safely in eChina, we strongly suggest you complete the following steps.
1st, read the official guide published by eChina Education Department.
2nd, click HERE, and choose "Add as friend" to keep contact with eChina Education Department.
3rd, click HERE, and choose apply a job in any company which has "Sino" in its name. As we can observe your healthy status and provide help to you when necessary.

Of course, when you want to have a glance about the history of eChina.
Please read this: The History of eChina