Monkey Magic Competition
The 25th person to comment below: "You're not a God, you're a birthday cake!"
Wins 500GBP and 1 Q1 Food 🙂
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The 25th person to comment below: "You're not a God, you're a birthday cake!"
Wins 500GBP and 1 Q1 Food 🙂
Terms &
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Shit. Where am I..
All I could remember is meeting up with friends for a few drinks. And.. what's her name. I scoped the area out, I was in a large room decorated with rouge satin strewn along the high ceilings and up the wooden stands,
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Congress - October 2015
Active
Literate
Generous
Pulp
Willing
These are the key qualities of a magnificent congressman. Vote me in to congress and I will pleasure you in so many ways you
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I awoke to whispers in the corridor outside my room. I couldn't quite make out what they were saying but I could hear a woman and a man trading threats. I slowly rose and slipped into my trousers, buttoned up my shirt and tugged at my leather vest,
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Has it ever occurred to you that your actions
may make someone like or dislike you?
How about when you told that poor girl to get stuffed?!
Or when you stole that guys