The Ice-Cream Parlor
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies."
If there are three ducks on a fence
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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies."
If there are three ducks on a fence
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult surgery.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a
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Divisions 1 & 2:
- 100 Prestige Points -> 2 Energy Bars
- 200 Prestige Points -> Recover 20 Energy every 6 minutes until the
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A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch.
The boy confused by this goes to his mother.
"Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"
The mother
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.
The brain sai😛
"I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing
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