Kiwi Bird Times - newspaper of Sarrena

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Calling For Backup

2 • Tag 2,348, 08:53 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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Phillip, an elderly man, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. … mehr »

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Why Do Men Die First?

5 • Tag 2,347, 09:39 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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Why Do Men Die First?

"Cause they try to!"

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Why I Can't Come to Work Today....

2 • Tag 2,342, 03:43 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.

When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

I set half the

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Good Salesman

3 • Tag 2,340, 13:37 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"

"Yes, I was a salesman in the … mehr »

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Nine Months Later

3 • Tag 2,338, 13:36 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door

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