Footprints In The Sand - newspaper of Arllina

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100 Ways To Confuse Your Roommate

1 • Tag 2,383, 09:56 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate

1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the
bed holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she

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Useless Facts

2 • Tag 2,381, 11:55 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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Useless Facts

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves

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Too Stupid To Own A Computer

3 • Tag 2,379, 13:07 • Veröffentlicht in New Zealand

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This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for "Termination without Cause."

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect

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