Daily Agony - newspaper of Don Vin

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Daily Agony - Using Technology -

6 • Tag 1,395, 13:36 • Veröffentlicht in South Africa

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it has come to our attention that his Excellence Miyagiyoda CP some time back complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that!!!

There's a computer at the drug store that can

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Daily Agony - Party elections

3 • Tag 1,395, 00:54 • Veröffentlicht in South Africa

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Agony is getting up very early to vote for your party president just to find Plato and group have stolen the ballot papers

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Daily Agony - kill the wife

3 • Tag 1,394, 05:19 • Veröffentlicht in South Africa

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A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.

Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him and killing him instantly.

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Daily Agony - Lies

3 • Tag 1,392, 14:01 • Veröffentlicht in South Africa

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Dad buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they tell lies and decides to test it during supper.

Da😛 where did you go today?
Son: I went to school.
ROBOT SLAPS SON.

Son crying: ok I … mehr »

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Daily Agony - Preference

4 • Tag 1,389, 00:27 • Veröffentlicht in South Africa

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of

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