WHPR [Day 1,177] - Tragedy, NE, PANAM, and HR

Day 1,177, 20:29 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room


Unfortunate Circumstances:

It is with a heavy heart that I share the news that President Mizu’s mother has died. As should be obvious, he is taking time away from the game to deal with these pressing real life issues. I strongly urge you to voice your support for him in either this thread or this article.

We are hopeful that Mizu will return soon, however we can’t let that stop us from moving ahead. We will continue to work diligently in his absence. We have a firmly established chain of command that is active and skilled. Vice President GoalieBCSC will assume the role as head of the nation. The cabinet is still running smoothly and we will continue to our jobs as well as we can.

This is a time for our nation to pull together and support Mizu and make sure this country is in glorious shape when he returns, so he can take credit for it and appear a hero.


Bright Spots:

Like I’ve said, we will continue to work and do our respective tasks even in the wake of this tragedy. Thankfully, mine is much easier than some people’s (DoI).

We’ve had a number of successes on the diplomatic front. We’ve secured a region swapping deal with Mexico which includes a natural enemy provision. We receive the region of Southeastern Mexico, which contains rubber. The deal also lets us remain in control of Baja. Mexico will gain control New Mexico, Arkansas, and Louisiana.

This will increase production for both the United States and Mexico, while neither of us loses anything. We are hard at work on securing a deer region as well. Expect to receive updates on this front shortly.

Please check out Alexander Hamilton’s article on the issue. He explains it in greater depth and gives more insight.

Important: Mexico will likely need help overcoming these battles. Fighting for Mexico in these upcoming battles will be appreciated. If you must fight on the side of the United States, very light fighting is encouraged.



Bilbo-Amerikano:

I don’t know what that song is, but it sounds like something Krems would listen to. I’m not even sure what it’s called. It’s the techno one with no English that still gets played on pop radio stations.

In other Krems related news, St Krems has been elected as PANAM Secretary General. We wish him luck in his domination of an entire hemisphere and two continents. Try not to suck.

Also, we figured you deserved an update on how PANAM is shaping up. Two new members have joine😛 Turkey and France. That brings the membership list to:
- Canada
- Brazil
- Argentina
- Turkey
- France
- Japan
- USA



Pick up the slack:

If you’d like to help us work as hard as we can towards making the United States a presentable nation for Mizu’s return, please apply to help in the executive branch as either a volunteer or an ambassador.

Hint: Click the links for an application form.



Papers to Heed:

- The President’s Paper
- The Vice President’s Newspaper
- Department of Defense Orders
- The Pony Express

Subscribe to all of these papers to receive updates on everything.

Don’t hate me,

Kentel
Greatest Secretary of Media of All Time. Of All Time.