White House Press Release - Jan. 22nd

Day 1,159, 20:36 • Published in USA USA • by James S. Brady Press Room

Iran I’ll be your detonator, just give me love

Sup panpas,
I’ve hijacked your paper. It was only a matter of time. Now that I’m here, I’m going to take my Q5 Nuclear Bomb and set it off in Iran. Haliman seems to have the same idea. We are going to steal oil and call it freedom liberate Iran and get deep inside it. To help accomplish this goal, President Haliman has declared that Mexico is not a threat right now. We are returning the Mexican regions that we do not need-this will make Congress elections run smoothly and will help us focus on more important things instead of fighting in useless resistance wars.

Also, since Pakistan has been a bro and we are a Dioist Nation, do not fight against Pakistan-we are returning their regions for their cooperation and hope to keep them on the map.

If you want to help fight pigs then you’re in luck-Operation: Pork Barbecue recently has been declared. Yes we suffered a minor setback in the battle over Baluchistan. However, we are now arming citizens with cheeseburgers to fight for Lady Liberty against pig-disgusting Iran. Go on #defense in the last 15 minutes of every Iranian battle for FREE FOOD!. Arm America will be there to help you-you too can be Balls Deep in Iran.


Trolololol

Some of you may have noticed some things in the media regarding NWO and PanAM. Some of these rumours may be true. Without a doubt, there has been changes in the world and it is best that we keep an open mind but stay true to our good friends. Haliman has been working tirelessly to expand PanAM and protect America from external and internal threats. One such instance has been with his handling of the Inci. So far they have proven themselves to be loyal and dedicated soldiers. Thank you panpas ^_~

Have you ever been really, really bored? Obviously you have been and probably still are, seeing as you still play this game. To alleviate that pain, our Department of Fun is dropping me to play Hockey. Sign up before the deadline, and who knows, if you win, you will even earn some gold. There’s no entry fee so why not give it a try?

Until next time America,




~Glove is Love~