[POTUS] On Track and Looking Ahead
Haliman
Dear America,
You may have noticed that Mexico is uprising against their American overlords. This is alright. What we’re doing is giving back the regions that we don’t need. This not only helps us around Congressional Elections, but it also is less of a burden when multiple RW’s are open to drain our damage.
We also want to lose against Pakistan in their battles. Do not fight against them! They have been invaluable in the last couple days, and we will do everything we can to keep them on the map.
We started Operation: Pork Barbecue recently. Go on #defense in the last 15 minutes of every Iranian battle for FREE FOOD!. Everyone is qualified! We now have a 10% rank bonus against Iran, so fight against Iran, and only Iran!
After hours of partying, we have launched our first attack on a core Iranian region. We need all force devoted there!
Operation: Clickaholics has sent about half of the MMs needed. This is great, and we are right on schedule! Pretty soon, we’ll have hit the entire active country, and have accomplished our goal.
Finally, have you ever wanted to help your country in ways invaluable to us? Sign up for a government job and keep this place running great!
Expect a full update on PanAm, as well as Ask the President on Monday!
~Haliman
President of the eUnited States
Comments
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hi
o7
'full update on PanAm'
sounds nice 🙂
any WMDs yet?
Rawr!
Good shiz.
I'm glad I voted for Haliman.
@GLaDOS: does colin count?
THE WHITE HOUSE IS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. ALSO KNOWN AS THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
eAmerica F>)K Yeah!
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but Blank, our capital is FLORIDA so his whitehouse can be anywhere he wants it.
Do it faster , you are so slow !!
Come one
we're waiting u
LoL
Oh god!! why are Americans so boring?!?
why would we care about this game when its full of cheaters? 😃 do whatever you wanna do! happy times! 😃
OH MY GOD, MASSIVE WHITE HOUSE LOGO AND IRANIAN FLAG IN MY EREPUBLIKS...
ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS. PRETEND LIKE I'M YELLING!!!
hmmm... interesting
Thanks for the article.
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