What Does 500cc get you?

Day 3,748, 13:54 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Karacticus




Evidently some of the greatest articles this country has ever seen.

Staggering levels of awesomeness have now been achieved...











I drink heavily.

It comes to something when I am able to produce to the most interesting and coherent article of the last two days.

Look at this: CLICK

The video links don't work and there are no pictures...
That person should certainly get their money...via an orifice...






Then there's this sorry shower of disappointment.

Jesus! It's not even a paragraph!

"I will now justify publishing a complete arse burger of an article by giving away the crap I don't want"






If you click on the image above this text it'll take you to the article I'm about to moan about. (That's formatting!)

Even the UKRP (United Klanger Respite Pagoda) have decided to throw money into the cesspit and award cash to any old toilet roll as long as it's written by a right wing fanatic.

What next? Cash rewards for anyone who is actually able to write a sensible article justifying Communism?!






I'm gonna join in the fun and make my own offer to any sorry soul who actually made it to the end of this article.

I want to offer a prize to anyone who doesn't publish the visual equivalent of violent diarrhoea in the news feed within the next two days.


DRUM ROLL











Ah who am I kidding?

Gimme my 500cc you dirty government man.
Imma post loadsa kitty pics in meh next one.